Wooleybooger

A mythical creature, a close resemblence to a detached penis and ball sack, with eightt legs, first originated in an old southern folktale, in which this creature killed chickens at the command of a farmer who found it in a box, in the end, the farmer accidentally orders to kill himself

Farmer Brown's wife said, "get rid of that thing! its killed off our livestock!

Farmer Brown replied "No, you dont understand!"

His wife told him "Then fuck you!"

Unfortunatly he agreed "Fine then fuck me!"

The wooleybooger responded to his command by fucking him in the ass until he died. Tragic end.

by BigWoody February 17, 2007

wooly back

A wooly back is Someone who lives in one of the Suburban Middle Class villages near but NOT in, Portsmouth, wooly backs usually come from posh suburban villages such as Purbrook, Horndean, Bedhampton, Clanfield and Petersfield and drink in posh family Wine bars such as The Woodman

He's not a True Pompey fan, he's a wooly back.

by Paul Foxton August 10, 2021

wooly back

A wooly back is a Supporter of Havant & Waterlooville Football Club, they are called this because they Mainly live in Middle Class Suburbs like Purbrook and Wear sheep skin jackets

Mason Mount Is a wooly back

by Paul Foxton September 24, 2021

Wooly beaver

Hairy vagina. Slightly hairly. The texture of steel wool.

"That was one hell of a wooly beaver"
"Recycle. Save the Wooly beavers!"

by Tim Nagle July 2, 2006

Woolyburger

Old man term for a pussy

I hooked up with this random chick and wanted to munch her box, but that woolyburger was way to nasty

by Chuckles79 July 2, 2009

woolybooga

A big, hairy pussy infected with a bad herpes outbreak.

Damn, dog... I went ova to Big Brenda's house last night to gits dat pussy. Good thang Tyrone stopped me cuz he say she be rollin' wit dat woolybooga mane.

by Bishop T. Juan Jefferson III August 10, 2009

woolly man meat

A larger cousin of the pube steak.

If you go commando, you're likely to catch your woolly man meat in your zipper.

by sphincterella June 28, 2010