wal-mart wolverine

A fan of the Michigan Wolverines who has absolutely no affiliation to the university. They, usually lacking a college education, tend to have low-end jobs and therefore buy their Michigan apparel from Wal-Mart. Using said goods, they inflate their own egos with the historical successes of the Michigan football team, mistakenly believing themselves to be better than any fans of Michigan's arch-rivals, Ohio State or Michigan State. Being that most of these fans have a college education, and have a much better job and life than the Michigan fan, they are in fact far more superior than this fan. When the Wolverines do poorly, this person's ego is destroyed to the point where their existence becomes so pitiful that they will never, ever get laid.

Steve is such a Wal-Mart Wolverine, he thinks he's better than my son, a MSU graduate.

by SpartanJB May 9, 2009

Michigan Wolverines

A team of stuck of players and a damn bad fanbase of snots and preps. They may think they are better then OSU, but they lose. And by the way, I hate OSU, its just the facts.

Wolverine fan-OMG W3 F00KING ROCK!111
Any other NCAA fan-....

by babrook April 5, 2005

Michigan Wolverines

A football team owned by Jim Tressel.

Ohio State-Michigan Wolverines hardly a rivalry anymore now that Jim Tressel is OSU's coack.

by Kombat August 15, 2007

wolverine

the act of fisting a girl, then opening your hand into a wolverine claw like action. It's very difficult to master but can be very pleasurable and arousing for both involved.

"Dude, I used the wolverine on Linda the other day. She was just screaming for more."

by baerclaw April 7, 2008

Michigan Wolverines

The Michigan Wolverines are the first Top 10 Team to ever lose to a Division 1-AA team. This should tell you how much this team really sucks. This example in itself gives you a reason to say, "Fuck Michigan, Go Buckeyes." Let's compare coaches:
Jim Tressel: One of the highest paid and most respected coaches in all of football.
Lloyd Carr: Future Recipient of Unemployment Checks and Food Stamps

A Michigan student and an OSU student are both using the restroom at one of the heated Ohio State Buckeyes vs Michigan Wolverines football games. The OSU student begins to walk out:

Michigan Student: "You know, at The University of Michigan, they teach us to wash our hands after using the bathroom."

OSU Student: "Yeah, well at THE Ohio State University, they teach us not to piss on our hands."

by smludwig October 10, 2007

wolverining

The act of shave your pubes off, putting them in a jar and ejaculating onto a womans face, then pouring your man fur on her, giving the appearence of a wolverine.

Tom says: Last night i jizzed so much she looked like a werewolf it stuck!! I a pro at wolverining 3 weeks of pubes.

Tommy: YUmmmm, id hit that.

by Treysuyb April 30, 2009

wolverine tip

When you are such a hairy gorrilla that there is pubic hair growing from the tip of your wang.

Damn! dat niggas got a fuckin' wolverine tip!

by Tibz November 19, 2005