winking brown eye

when cutting a fart, you spread your ass cheeks, and you can see the "o-ring"(sphincter) open and close "wink", when rancid eminations are expelled

While your wife was eating my ass, I farted in her face. I know she was close enough to see my winking brown eye. I hope I did not leave a skid on her tongue.

by Mark 1 October 29, 2005

Winking Eye

Slang term for a vagina.

I pulled her pants down and her winking eye was looking right at me.

Awesome!

by jcs6388 December 16, 2008

anal winking

When you squeeze your butthole so it puckers and 'winks'.

Did you see that pornstar's anal winking?

by Buttpucker October 21, 2015

one-eyed winking midget

a mythical (though some have sworn to see it) creature that is very similar to a leprechaun. They are very short and usually have grey or white hair and have a constant wink with one of their eyes. They are well-known to silently creep and when confronted they give off a "oozhey goozhey goo" sound (usually in an Irish accent). They have a mean disposition and have been known to steal, meddle, and occasionally kill human beings. The creature often carries a pipe and has yellow and black rotting teeth. There were numerous reported sightings of the creature at St. Olaf College (Northfield, MN) in the late 1990s and early 2000s and other places since.

The one-eyed winking midget visited me in my dreams last night again. This time he was creeping around the room and was suddenly on my chest pounding me and biting out chunks of my body.

by Chiggers Dudley April 13, 2008

Whisking My Yoke

To have your yoke whisked is when you are fingered so hard that all your insides become mushy and egglike.

Last night, my boyfriend was whisking my yoke so hard that I woke up on the sunny side with a little leakage.

by Kathryn Ann the third June 8, 2011

winking starfish

A course but accurate description for an anus used in the UK by soldiers who are normally drunk and or randy.

wow Dave your winking starfish looks sore have you been to see the Badge again?
The Badge is the REGIMENTAL SERGENT MAJOR

by Denzil Dexter (Sapper) May 23, 2012

Wonking Your Horn

Jacking off; beating one's meat

You're probably going to end up as some virgin living in your mom's basement and wonking your horn to big tiddy anime girls

by god maybe March 14, 2019