As cold as a witches tit

An object that is extremely cold

The pizza's as cold as a witches tit

by Joseph Hughes May 9, 2004

The witches kiss

When you sit on the toilet, and your Dick touches the inside of the toilet seat.

I sat down for my morning shit and got the witches kiss. Now it burns like hell when I pee

by Kevinasneezaday January 10, 2021

Witches Finger

An unusually large and gnarly clitoris

she had a really offputting witches finger

by luckyeleven July 2, 2011

witchadidya

Redneck for: With you, did you?

Originally said by the redneck king himself..Mr. Jeff Foxowrthy

(in a southern accent) "Ya didn't bring your truck here, witchadidya?"

by cowgurl February 14, 2004

witches tit

the extreme ends of any spectrum

Man, its colder than a witches tit out here.

by ross March 5, 2004

Witches French Kiss

When ones penis tip is dipped in toilet water when one first sits down to poop. Generally caused by having a large penis even when flaccid.

Yesterday I went to BM on a public toilet that had a high water problem caused by a poo related plug; needless to say I was greeted with a cold, wet, witches French kiss. witches kiss witchs kiss

by Poot_er May 15, 2016

Rage-Witchen

when you dress like a witch and rage the shit out of the town.

*first date*

My hobbies include jogging on the beach, eating ice cream, and rage-witchen...shit gets weird.

by ragewitch October 21, 2010