Mike really helped me with my loan, he is a mortgage witch.
That was a killer sandwich, you are a witch in the kitchen.
That was a killer sandwich, you are a witch in the kitchen.
by stevemo March 22, 2006
Idiot: Hey, witch movie do you want to watch?
Me: *runs out of the house and tracks down the idiot posting on a forum to punch him in the face* IT'S W-H-I-C-H YOU ILLITERATE FUCK!
Me: *runs out of the house and tracks down the idiot posting on a forum to punch him in the face* IT'S W-H-I-C-H YOU ILLITERATE FUCK!
by Idiot-Finder2 March 19, 2015
A woman who is dressed up in a pointed hat, has a long nose, has a wart, and who is made of wood. They are often burned, and can turn people into newts (but they might get better).
"If she... weighs... the same as a duck... she's made of wood!"
"And therefore?"
"... ... A WITCH!!!"
"And therefore?"
"... ... A WITCH!!!"
by aaronak November 09, 2004
by PLagg February 01, 2005
1. A person, usually a woman, thought to have magical powers, generally found in fairytales. Later adopted by Wiccans and the Church of Satan to attract attention to themselves so that they may later compare their "persecution" to that of the many men and women put to grusome death in Europe and North America based on superstitious fears and personal grudges
2. a bitch
2. a bitch
by annonymous July 13, 2004
1. aw damn p00f dem bitches be trippin on shr00ms mang
2. it's colder than a witches scrotum out here
2. it's colder than a witches scrotum out here
by 3b0ni-s4vrvs-r3x February 05, 2005
bitch says wat she feels to your face; witch acts fake towards u, then goes and talk about u behind your back
by Alliyah June 21, 2007