witch

Word used to describe someone who is particularly good at something. Used for both genders.

Mike really helped me with my loan, he is a mortgage witch.

That was a killer sandwich, you are a witch in the kitchen.

by stevemo July 28, 2008

witch

A word misused by idiots in place of "which"

Idiot: Hey, witch movie do you want to watch?
Me: *runs out of the house and tracks down the idiot posting on a forum to punch him in the face* IT'S W-H-I-C-H YOU ILLITERATE FUCK!

by Idiot-Finder2 March 19, 2015

witch

A woman who is dressed up in a pointed hat, has a long nose, has a wart, and who is made of wood. They are often burned, and can turn people into newts (but they might get better).

"If she... weighs... the same as a duck... she's made of wood!"
"And therefore?"
"... ... A WITCH!!!"

by aaronak November 9, 2004

Witched

When someone uses their powers of witchcraft or other general witchery against another person.

That skank just witched me on minesweeper flags!

by PLagg January 31, 2005

witch

1. A person, usually a woman, thought to have magical powers, generally found in fairytales. Later adopted by Wiccans and the Church of Satan to attract attention to themselves so that they may later compare their "persecution" to that of the many men and women put to grusome death in Europe and North America based on superstitious fears and personal grudges

2. a bitch

She's so mean!
Yeah, what a witch!

by annonymous July 13, 2004

witch

1. crazy bitches

2. a word you use when talking about how cold it is

1. aw damn p00f dem bitches be trippin on shr00ms mang

2. it's colder than a witches scrotum out here

by 3b0ni-s4vrvs-r3x February 5, 2005

witch

is a wanna be bitch; a girl who tries to act like a bitch but it dosen't really work out

bitch says wat she feels to your face; witch acts fake towards u, then goes and talk about u behind your back

by Alliyah July 28, 2007