Winky

a petname for a mans penis

An example: Captain Winky

by winkyfan17 May 18, 2005

Wankey

1. N. A social email thread where contributors can bant and use big words while doing so. Successful wankeys have been known to encompass tens of thousands of emails.

2. N. The sociological phenomenon arising from said thread, where social activity is absorbed into the online realm and participants in the thread grow increasingly insular and factionalised.

3. V. To contribute to said email thread.

4. Adj. Wankey-related.

1. Oh my god have you seen wankey? Mark blankeyed!

2. Headline in parish paper "Wankey in Crisis. Foxcab's greatest institution SPLITS"

3. Neil: I'm all shaky?
Aobh: Why?
Neil: I haven't wankeyed in two days.
Aobh: Have some egg.

4. Mmmm, Sunday, good wankey day.
Oh don't really know her as such, she's a wankey friend.

by Yabloko March 31, 2007

TINKY WINKY DIPSY LAA LAA AND MOTHERFUCKING PO

it’s that teletubbies remix on tiktok

girl: can i sing for you?
boy: yea sure
girl: TINKY WINKY DIPSY LAA LAA AND MOTHERFUCKING PO
boy: OMG
boy: you’re amazing
boy: i love you
girl: IT’S A SOLO

by pem from ssp June 16, 2020

Wonkey Eye

when someone smiles and one eye is incredibly and noticably bigger than the other.

Katie's wonkey eye is off the hook.

by Pete Shmooterson May 21, 2007

Winky promise

An act when two males make a special promice together, very similar to the 'the pinky promice' but instead uses there willies to shake with... note should only be used for very close friends and is not way gay at all

man: yeah deffinatly gotta go do that
Man 2: yeah for sho Winky promise it!

by THE GAZZA 432 January 25, 2011

WinkelMan

An absolute unit. A god amongst men.

"Look at that guy. Looks like a WinkelMan to me."

by Koolu October 17, 2018

Tinky Winky

The purple teletubby; Has a male voice and carries around a purse; Has a triangle stem on his head; normally has huge giggle fits

The Noo-noo scared the shit out of Tinky-Winky.

by Gwen Stefani Grrl December 9, 2003