paint the windshield

When a man ejaculates on a woman's glasses while she is wearing them. She usually has her eyes open.

Katie had her eyes wide open and watched Tyler stand over her and paint the windshield.

by nsag March 27, 2009

Windypants

Somebody who farts alot

Ew what's that smell?

It's just old windypants again

by Dollarbill85 April 2, 2011

Dirty Windshield

When a male takes his penis and rubs a vagina vigorously right to left while she is urinating, both male and female get urine splashed on them.

I walked in on my grandpa giving my grandma a dirty windshield and I got pee on me.

by Slingblade1170 June 11, 2016

hershey windstorm

Performing an act of oral copulation while the receiving party is in the midst of defecation.

The term "brown-nosing" took on an entirely new and altogether more literal meaning when Jane discovered that Bob had a case of explosive diarreah whilst she was in the midst of giving him a hershey windstorm.

by C.S. Lewis Jr. September 8, 2004

Windy City

Nickname of Chicago, the best city in the world.

I'm coming back to the Windy City!

by Lloyd D December 10, 2003

wingsy

Wingsy means a person who is stupid and never learns from his mistakes like breaking a window with his fist and goin to hospital and alwasy doin stupid things like that

jezuz wingsy ,, typical of the man

by moo and the poo November 12, 2006

Winchester Windshield Wiper

The act of taking a big ol' nasty poo poo all over a girls face, soon after, using your penis to wipe her face clean using a "windshield wiper" motion.

Girl: Will you give me a Winchester Windshield Wiper?

Dude: Fuck yeah!!

by OMGarealbigname January 17, 2011