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New Mexican Windshield Wiper

When you fuck a woman in the vagina then randomly stick it in her ass so she shits all over your chest and then you wipe it off with you penis like a windshield wiper.
Bossman shit on Charlie’s chest then he New Mexican Windshield Wiper to clean it up.
by Charliebegg69 June 27, 2021
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Lazy Windshield Wiper

When your balls are too heavy to do a full helicopter rotation with your dick, so your penis just flops over in a half circle- much like a sad, lazy windshield wiper.
Tyler tried to cheer me up, so he whipped out the lazy windshield wiper.
by Butter Razor April 22, 2019
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Mississippi Windshield Wiper

When doing a girl doggystyle you pick one leg up up then reach under and rub her clit like a windshield wiper on full power.
I tried the Mississippi Windshield Wiper out on my ol lady last night and caught a leg cramp after and we both had to rehydrate for a few hours
by Coondog000 April 29, 2021
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Houston Windshield Wiper

Cumming on somebodies face and wiping it off with your dick
by R.L Stien August 12, 2024
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Chicago Windshield Wiper

The Chicago Windshield Wiper is a multi step process that involves cumming on a womans stomach and proceeding to wipe it over her body, as if wiping dirt off of a windshield. You then let the cum dry then scrape it off and serve it on ice cream, preferably vanilla.
I’m so hot, do you have any ice cream in your freezer? Yeah my wife and I did the Chicago Windshield Wiper just last night so we have some fresh ice cream.
by Miguel Myers March 11, 2026
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warren county windsheild wiper

when you are titty fucking a woman and you ejactulate on her face and wipe it back and forth multiple times.
"i was tit fucking this bitch and she told me to stop so i gave her a warren county windsheild wiper"
by jack meahoff November 19, 2007
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windsheild wiper

when your titty fucking a girl backwards so that your balls slide across her face back and forth
last night my friend Anthony gave Monica lee a raw windsheild wiper
by Nasty nate May 13, 2005
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