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windows XP

this mo fo software is junk ass it crashes 24/7
by Nadia February 3, 2005
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windows XP

A Magic version of Microsoft Windows...
why is it magic!?!
It's blue and green GUI magically zapped up after Apple Computer. launched 'Aqua'

This vesion of Microsoft Windows is user friendly... basically because when it fucks up .. a lot of blue is in your face.

The only way your ever gona get the cunt to work is get 2GHz P4 / 1GB ram and fucking no internet connection what so ever!

As a Windows user for 6years and a Windows XP user for a year and a half.. in all my heart I can say...
GET A FUCKING MACINTOSH
"after 2 updates" Mr.X said
"how fucking unsafe was this thing in 2001!?"
by the1bigboy March 22, 2005
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Windows XP Background

The magical land where Sonic The Hedgehog awkwardly falls in love with a realistic human.
"The Windows XP Background, hooo, bad memories there, good thing I dumped that bitch"- Sonic the Hedgehog
by Signup Man December 12, 2021
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Windows XP Black Screen

The time where you're getting in to the computer, you figure you'd listen to some tunes and finally, a big FAT BLACK screen appears. If anyone tries to look it this up to see if this is troubleshooting, try searching the Yahoo engine.
"I'm so sick of it. The Windows XP Black Screen happens everytime I am on the computer for along time!"
by Kevin Souice January 24, 2006
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Windows XP

Windows XP is a major release of the Windows NT operating system developed by Microsoft. It is the direct successor to both Windows 2000 for professional users and Windows Me for home users, and was released to manufacturing on August 24, 2001, and later to retail on October 25, 2001.
by windows xp is epic December 23, 2021
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Windows XP

The worst piece of shit to exist it only works for two hours thats it then it crashes or doesn't load.
(randomguy27) YO MY WINDOWS XP JUST CRASH AND I CAN'T RESTART IT
(okok) Bro you've been using that computer for 5 years it is a useless piece of shit.
by RUNRUNRUNRUN March 11, 2021
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Windows XP

The best operating-system in the history of mankind. If you still use it today, you're cool as f**k!
Peter: Which operating-system do you use?
William: I recently upgraded to Windows 10.
Peter: LOL, Pathetic! I still use Windows XP because I'm not a pussy like you. Instead, I'm drowning in it. Now grow some balls and downgrade to XP!
William: You're totally right! I'll do it right now!
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