windows XP

microsoft capitalist piece of junk software

this mo fo software is junk ass it crashes 24/7

by Nadia February 3, 2005

windows XP

A Magic version of Microsoft Windows...
why is it magic!?!
It's blue and green GUI magically zapped up after Apple Computer. launched 'Aqua'

This vesion of Microsoft Windows is user friendly... basically because when it fucks up .. a lot of blue is in your face.

The only way your ever gona get the cunt to work is get 2GHz P4 / 1GB ram and fucking no internet connection what so ever!

As a Windows user for 6years and a Windows XP user for a year and a half.. in all my heart I can say...
GET A FUCKING MACINTOSH

"after 2 updates" Mr.X said
"how fucking unsafe was this thing in 2001!?"

by the1bigboy March 22, 2005

Windows XP Background

The magical land where Sonic The Hedgehog awkwardly falls in love with a realistic human.

"The Windows XP Background, hooo, bad memories there, good thing I dumped that bitch"- Sonic the Hedgehog

by Signup Man December 12, 2021

Windows XP Black Screen

The time where you're getting in to the computer, you figure you'd listen to some tunes and finally, a big FAT BLACK screen appears. If anyone tries to look it this up to see if this is troubleshooting, try searching the Yahoo engine.

"I'm so sick of it. The Windows XP Black Screen happens everytime I am on the computer for along time!"

by Kevin Souice January 24, 2006

Windows Xp

A version of windows now commonly known as the reason people don't wont to buy a Titan Xp graphics card. The reason this is true is because Windows Xp is just another piece of shit operating system "hem hem windows 7 hem hem" Sorry about that i have anti windows itus.

Journal

Aug, 1, 2017

I just built a brand new computer when my friend asked me what operating system it had I said windows Xp. Then he shot my balls off stole the computer and put Linux on it. "sob sob"

by Geek_Squad_999 August 1, 2017

Windows NT XP

Officially known as Windows XP.

I formerly used Windows NT XP.

by YusufT19 May 12, 2019

Windows XP

The best operating-system in the history of mankind. If you still use it today, you're cool as f**k!

Peter: Which operating-system do you use?
William: I recently upgraded to Windows 10.
Peter: LOL, Pathetic! I still use Windows XP because I'm not a pussy like you. Instead, I'm drowning in it. Now grow some balls and downgrade to XP!
William: You're totally right! I'll do it right now!

by Big Brother is watching you! March 11, 2018