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Splain

Go team Splain
by Spyderpig1937 February 16, 2022
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Woman-splaining

Jessica was woman-splaining very hard.
by Knosemore October 3, 2022
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soma-splaining

A play on "mansplainer," it captures someone in SOMa, NJ who is overly eager to "educate" others on their ultra-woke worldview, even when it's riddled with contradictions or hypocrisy. It nods to the self-righteousness and instability while keeping it tongue-in-cheek.
Rea was SOMa-splaining to the terrorized new moms in her group who didn't understand the local political culture.
by Borelia January 25, 2025
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Z-splaining

When a GenZ who has just barely learned something basic starts to lecture adults or decide to make a TikTok video teaching the world about this new discovery.

Related to Kidsplaining.
-Did you see Madison Z-splaining on TikTok again?

-Yeah, what was it this time?

-She just realized Slim Shady and Eminem is the same rapper

-OMG - she finish with #mindblown again?

- ofc
by jiminix January 13, 2024
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stop splaining

A command to shut someone up when you don't want to hear what the other person has to say, nor explain the reason why.
Larry tried explaining his ambitious unrealized dreams to Anne, but there was no way Anne could understand his rambling lectures, and half baked ideas.
As soon as Larry would say one of his key words Anne was on que like a conditioned Pavlov Dog with rabies uncontrollably command Larry to stop splaining.

Larry would pout, and stammer in response, but with no hope of continuing.
by mlhiss May 7, 2020
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Splain-shame

The act of explaining facts to someone in an effort to get them to realize they are acting in a shameful manner. Often used to convince people to stop believing that others are deceived by their bullshit.
"Bobby had to splain-shame George into admitting that his girlfriend was indeed a hobag"
by Johnnyboy369 November 5, 2019
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Protestant-splaining

When a Protestant tries to explain Catholic or Orthodox teaching and completely fails by spewing misinformation or twisting what they actually believe.
“Catholics believe the Pope is God.” That’s Protestant-splaining Anderson.
by cathchild June 18, 2022
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