When a group loses majority status in an organizational body due to a member's sudden death or incapacitating health condition.
Dude, the tenors in the community choir got johnsoned after Mr. Howard got angina.
The Senate democrats might get johnsoned because of whats-his-face.
The Senate democrats might get johnsoned because of whats-his-face.
by Indefinido December 11, 2008
Get the johnsonedmug. by Buffalo Johnson September 17, 2012
Get the Johnsonmug. Johnson- a lie
by Truthmonger April 12, 2022
Get the Johnsonmug. The act of purposefully injuring oneself in order to collect disability or workman's compensation from the government or military because you took out too many TSP loans and have nothing saved for retirement.
Upon realizing his retirement account was dwindled from excessive loans, John came to work and headed straight to the break room for some johnsoning, and instantly fell off of a ladder tearing his acl virtually ensuring future disability checks from the government.
by Ronald McDonald69 May 20, 2013
Get the Johnsoningmug. "Dude, I just saw Dwayne Johnsons johnson and it was MASSIVE"
"Theres a reason they call him "The Rock""
"Theres a reason they call him "The Rock""
by imabigkidnowlolxd July 31, 2022
Get the dwayne johnsons johnsonmug. a term that is used as a nickname for a black person. It's most commonly heard in the mid-atlantic region of the US.
by dohc November 12, 2008
Get the Johnsonmug. Sargeant Major A. J. Johnson is even more badass than the Master Chief. He is the very meaning of badass.
" 'Johnson. As long as this lasts?' Jilan (his commanding officer) grabbed his hand and wrapped it around her chest. 'At ease.' " -Contact Harvest
"I would have been your daddy, but the dog beat me over the fence." - Sergeant Johnson
"I would have been your daddy, but the dog beat me over the fence." - Sergeant Johnson
by WhatsInAName??? June 8, 2010
Get the Johnsonmug.