wilf 

wife I'd like to forget

i dont have one for wilf

wilf by zippy sr March 15, 2009

Wilf 

The psychopathic dog from the 2012 Standard Grade General English exam in Scotland. Known to jump off cliffs, not share his food and square up to ewes (despite only being up to their knees). He also has created an internet craze, trending on Twitter and receiving thousands of likes on facebook.

What's wilf? - A little greedy bastard that makes fish and chips cost more than £40.

Why's everyone going on about wilf? - Because everyone else is too stupid for us credit people to go on about the Korous...

Wilf by rubbers are for gurls. September 29, 2012

Wilf 

Whale I would like to fuck

There are lots of wilfs around the oxnard cabin.

Wilf by wilfmister October 1, 2010

Wilf 

A total loser

Someone who can calculate the cubic capacity of a tin of beans but is unable to work the tin opener.

Clueless

A four letter abusive expletive you can use in public because nobody knows what it means

That GordenBrown is a total WILF

Brian got pissed last night and acted like a total WILF

You're acting like a WILF

Wilf by guzzigeezer December 9, 2009

wilf 

werewolf i'd like (to) fuck

dayummm Jacob Black is a wilf in new moon

wilf by gingaah December 21, 2009

WILF 

stands for William I'd Like to Fuck. generally used when you know a will or a william. can be used for just a generally fit guy who you feel like interacting with.

oh daaaaymn, he is a full-on WILF!

WILF by emmaakins June 10, 2010

WILF 

Witty Woman I'd Like to F^&% - WILF
This term relates to a hot chick you work work with whose wit is only surpassed by her beauty.

'Hey Dude, OMG did you see that chick in the office yesterday, what a dress, she looked so hot!'

Reply 'yeah man, she is the hottest babe, not only that she has a wicked sense of humour, what a WILF!'

WILF by ninjahboi July 24, 2011