wiitard

one who purchases all the games and add-ons to the wii before buying the wii

My gf and I are total wiitards, we have two guitars, the fit, and mario kart--but we're waiting for the wii to come back in stock at best buy!

by dr duffman January 10, 2009

wiitarted

an accident where the commiter of the accident caused damage to his/her proprety and/or damage to themselves with a wii remote controller.

wiitard-i smashed my tv with my wiimote!
witness- dude, your wiitarted

by SCREW JUGGALOS July 29, 2009

Wiitard

A hardcore Nintendo fanboy who will not accept that the Wii is an inferior gaming system.

Weston: I've been looking for 45 minutes but I can't seem to find a good Wii game...

Game Store Employee: You Wiitard, go buy a PS3. Wii games are for 12 year old girls!

by SPT Leary March 26, 2010

Willtarded

When someone is 6 foot 6 1/2 inches past retarded

Look at that willtarded guy

by Bwayne ditty waken December 3, 2011

Wootarded

An amalgam of the words wootang and retarded. Usually means that something is so cool its retarded

Shit amrita, that's wootarded

by Mrbloop September 28, 2018

wiitard

a nintendard who only plays games on the wii because they think having a vibrator as a control is the coolest thing since sliced bread!

why would i want to be a wiitard instead of an awsome human being and play what i want to play?

by joel stephenson September 26, 2007

wastarded

When you get so drunk, your behavior is that of a retard.

Man, I got so wastarded last night, I forgot my $500 camera in the club!

by bumbobway May 25, 2006