Football Widow

N. A woman who must cope with the temporary death of her relationship during football games.

Nothing will draw Stalney away from the TV on Sunday. Jill realized she's become a football widow.

by Julie H December 06, 2005

Chasing the Widow

A manoeuvre exclusively applied to older, typically menopausal women, to “Chase the Widow” is to furiously stimulate the elderly woman’s erogenous zones in the (often futile) attempt to moisten it for penetrative purposes.

Person A: “Hey, I saw you take that old GILF back home last night, how’d it go?”

Person B: “It didn’t. Spent so much of my evening Chasing the Widow that I thought my fucking fingers would fall off”.

by Scullsworth August 30, 2020

porn widow

Wife or girlfriend of a porn addict.

Evelyn's a virtual porn widow; her wanker can't tear himself from the pornsites.

by Moby Doug August 13, 2009

Corvette Widow

A woman who is left by her husband for his really nice corvette.

Red, I don't want to become a corvette widow. What am I supposed to do to avert this?

by Toastman0007 May 10, 2010

sand widow

sand widow, a combonation of white widow and afghan kush. one of the dankest strains known to man, high times pot of the year in 2004.

Hey, my guy has that sand widow again!
That sand widow blew my fucking mind!

by Goonage April 18, 2008

Widow's Bush

A woman with a bush so hairy, you would think she has not tended to it since the passing of her late husband.

Dan: Chris, did you get with that bird last night?

Chris: Yeh, but her widow's bush was a massive let down though.

by just_a_horrible_guy January 08, 2010

sports widow

Noun: A person married to a still-living spouse, but who has minimal interaction with this spouse during one or more sports' seasons.

"Will you and your husband be attending (insert important celebratory event)"?

"During hockey season? As a sports widow, I'll be attending solo."

by SportsWidow November 13, 2013