A White Knight is someone who goes on to the website Urban Dictionary and creates a definition under the name of their more than likely obese girlfriend. Type in almost any girl's name into the search bar and you will pull up one of these definitions.
Typically they will state what "a cool person they are", "how smart they are", "how cute they are", or other various statements about a girl no one but said White Knight gives a fuck about.
The only reason such definitions are even made are so they can show their girlfriend (obese) at how creative and cute they think they are being despite the fact 1000s of other dick bags have done the same thing already.
These definitions are quite annoying especially if you have the Urban Dictionary app for your Droid and constantly get them as a random definition.
Typically they will state what "a cool person they are", "how smart they are", "how cute they are", or other various statements about a girl no one but said White Knight gives a fuck about.
The only reason such definitions are even made are so they can show their girlfriend (obese) at how creative and cute they think they are being despite the fact 1000s of other dick bags have done the same thing already.
These definitions are quite annoying especially if you have the Urban Dictionary app for your Droid and constantly get them as a random definition.
Examples of douche bags being White Knights:
1. Kelly
The smartest person ever, someone with a great personality, has golden locks of hair.
2. Susan
The face of a tranny, hands of a man, junk in the trunk.
1. Kelly
The smartest person ever, someone with a great personality, has golden locks of hair.
2. Susan
The face of a tranny, hands of a man, junk in the trunk.
by Ronny Cordova July 01, 2010
White Knighting, when used by gamers, refers to players that show up to avenge wrong-doing, often without knowing anything about the situation and/or without investigating the context.
One player accidentally killed another when they jumped in front of them when they were fully aimed. The player in question was immediately white knighted. It only took seconds before the entire team were white knighting and we lost because everyone was too busy fighting each other to fight the enemy.
by camo_man September 08, 2020
When a male, preferably after sex, stands before a kneeling female, whom he preferably just had sex with, and cums on both of her shoulders before declaring her a "knight of the white table." The more cum used, the better.
Male: "Yeah, I brought her back, fucked her, then white knighted her."
Friend: "Ah, always great to see a new addition to the white table. White knighting for the win!"
Friend: "Ah, always great to see a new addition to the white table. White knighting for the win!"
by Matty Moran the Man February 29, 2012
A sexual encounter where multiple guys ejaculate on another man's penis which he then uses as a lubricant to preform anal sex with the other males.
by Logangsta March 05, 2012
by DrunkWookie April 23, 2016
when a man shoots his warm load over your shoulders
Also;
When a man comes to a girls rescue on the internet even when she's wrong
Also;
When a man comes to a girls rescue on the internet even when she's wrong
Bob: "Did you hear about that guy who thirstily stood up for girls on the internet?"
Saget: "Yeah, I heard he was caught white knighting those same girls before in real life!"
Saget: "Yeah, I heard he was caught white knighting those same girls before in real life!"
by Credible Quinn September 20, 2019
A shaming term used by Men's Rights Activist whenever a man agrees with a woman or supports women's rights in an online conversation, because real men never actually agree with women. The implication is that the man, rather than forming his own opinion, wishes to get laid, which of course is entirely possible over internet forums. Often accompanied by beta, cuck, magina or any inane 4chan terminology.
by JaqenStark February 15, 2016