whiffum

Is anything and everything, but is nothing. It does exist but also does not exist. it is a whiffum.

Your a whiffum. . . fucking whiffums.

by xXmTsXx November 7, 2013

Cool Whipped

Cool Whipped:

1. When a person, male or female, is so in love with a special someone, that he or she is 100% devoted to that being. Usually this person will become their little bitch and do anything that their companion asks. Usually whoever controls the sex is the cool whipper; and the recipient is the one who is cool whipped.

2. A more extreme form of being whipped.

Joe's at the nail salon with that new girlfriend of his. He is so cool whipped.

by McDonna September 2, 2013

Whipped Cunt

A male who's on a leash, led by his girlfriend. It can occur vice-versa where the girl is on the leash, but it's very rare. The male is not allowed to hang out with his bros, and has to listen to every word of his girlfriend.

Craig: "Hey babe, I'm going down to the pub with the guys. See you later tonight".
Jess: "You're not fucking going anywhere you little shit, you're giving me a manicure ASAP".
Craig: "Okay, I'm so sorry sweetie. I'll do it instantly. Why did I even think about hanging out with my best mates who I've known for 5 more years than you. I'm an idiot".
Josh: "Hey have you guys seen Craig? Said he was meeting us here".
Steve: "Nah man, no chance, he's a fucking whipped cunt these days".
Josh: "Yeah. Proper whipped cunt. *whichet*"

by Pepsi007 October 16, 2010

whiffed on it

forgot to attend, spaced out and missed it...

Sorry I didn't make it to the meeting. I wish I had a good excuse, but actually I just whiffed on it.

by lnmore borrowed from Deb January 20, 2009

Whipgraft Delusion

The phenomenon in which you catch your reflection in the mirror and get the sense that you're peering into the eyes of a stranger, as if you're looking at a police sketch of your own face aged forward 20 years, which would imply that the real you is out there somewhere, wandering the streets of your old neighborhood, still at large.

When looking into the mirror yesterday, I felt like I had the whipgraft delusion.

by SaikoRyder December 13, 2021

whipatration

when the male gets a weed whacker and aggressively shows it up the females pussy and puts it on full thrust causing internal organ damage

hey babe wanna try whipatration, I'm craving some dangerous stuff

by we hate all faggots August 3, 2023

musical whiplash

When a person mix CD’s or MP3 collection is so eclectic that it causes a shock every time the track changes. The most server cases of musical whiplash are experienced at house parties where the change in style can be so traumatic to the guests that they begin to dance in an erratic and deranged fashion e.g. moshing to pop, skanking to metal and street dancing to ska.

I was happily listening to Pantera in blanks car the other day then Miley Cyrus came on, I carried on head banging wound up with a full blown case of musical whiplash.

by madgie December 21, 2009