dick whiffle

A person who takes sports to seriously to the point of being a dick to anyone who doesn't believe in there false sense of importance.

Jeff just threw a golf club because he missed the shot then blamed it on me, this dick whiffle needs a fucking break.

by FireBall Pants June 9, 2017

Whiffle

A slightly smelly fat that you only catch a whiff of.

Randy farted, but it was only a whiffle so it wasn't that bad.

by TwinkleMoose November 30, 2019

whiffle dauffer

one who farts in the bath tub and bites the bubbles aka Earl

One evening Earl was taking a nice long bath and he got an idea to bite his own fart bubbles. We now call him a whiffle dauffer!

by Pooter 12345 October 22, 2013

whiffle

to flourish a sword in sword-dancing so as to produce a whistling sound

While dancing a Strip the Willow, Hamish produced an impressive whiffle.

by mum61e February 3, 2012

Whiffled Balls

Whiffled Balls: This term defines when your balls get really hot and hang low, or when a male is extremely relaxed, there balls may become whiffled, allowing them to hang low.

"Man my balls are so whiffled right now" or "Damn, this heat is making my balls whiffled" , or " These whiffled balls are practically smaking my knee caps".

by GaG nOt December 1, 2011

Whiffle-Whaffle

A whiffle-whaffle is just what it sounds like: someone who wastes time.

Hey Jerry stop being a whiffle-whaffle!

by yungbager November 4, 2022

Whiffle Sniffing

A freak who goes around smelling womens bicycle seats, especially after being ridden.

That really hot chick just rode up to the ice cream stand and Mike is whiffle sniffing her bicycle seat. What a freak!!!!

by Wylievoyager December 16, 2021