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Sperm Whale

When one gets a girl pregnant and 7 months later, once she is well into the third trimester, that same individual has sex with the same girl, pulls out and spaffs on her pregnant belly and then says "hey look, a sperm whale".
He turned to her and asked if he could make her a sperm whale.
by Pregosaurus13 January 2, 2021
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Sperm Whale

When you ejaculate into a fat woman and Just after you dip her head into a bowl of water
JOSH: Dude Jane is so fat, I wish I could sperm whale her
MARK: you're A WEIRDO MAN
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Sperm Whale

A fatty who likes to give blowies
That sperm whale’s cruising for some krill
by Knoxdewitt December 30, 2017
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Sperm Whale

I gave that Sperm Whale my Moby Dick
by The Old Man/Unkle Grandpa June 21, 2024
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Sperm Whale

Offensive term reserved for a plus-sized, oftentimes abusive person who seeks to date primarily for sex. The same way the animal has a sperm-like substance found in its body, a person who is a sperm whale typically has a high body count and has been ejaculated in by many different people.
Lmao, loser finally gets his first gf?

Opinion rejected, you're with a fucking sperm whale.
by Alzorbongus June 20, 2024
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Sperm-Whaling

An entry level sex act designed to denigrate a female while qualifying as a popular double points finishing move for men. To participate in Sperm-Whaling, a man begins by gently ejaculating into a females mouth so as not to arouse her suspicion. Then, without warning, the male quickly yanks the back of the females hair in a downward motion so as to elicit a surprise factor while simultaneously orienting her mouth toward the sky. A brisk gut punch from the male finishes the maneuver as it sends his sperm shooting out skyward from her mouth just like a whale clearing its blowhole when surfacing.
Hey bro, Do you see that stuff on the ceiling? I had Becky over last night and I went Sperm-Whaling!
by Testeclease January 27, 2023
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Fish for sperm whales

A: Whaddya gonna do when you get home?
B: I dunno. Maybe fish for sperm whales, play some CoD, the usual.
by iIsLegendz November 19, 2010
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