Whacker's forearm

a bulge in one's forearm as a result of masturbating in excess.
Johnny had Whacker's forearm after Jane went on vacation.
by Mark Ruberti May 06, 2007
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Beaver Whacker

The wooden panelling often seen along the side on the lower half of motor vehicles, mainly in the US.
"Cletus sure wood love a ve-hicle with a shaany noo coada paint end a beaver whacker but he cain't dun git the money to afford him it"
by The True King of England October 19, 2007
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Porn whacker

Some weird ass dude who loves porn so much they prefer a porn movie over real poon
That weird porn whacker Wally passed up a booty call with Darlene Amaro so he could sit in front of a porn video and whack off!!!!
by BigAssscholar March 08, 2019
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cry whacker

n. A person who furiously beats the sausage while uncontrollably crying about how pathetic their life is and how no one will ever want them or love them or touch their insanely small penis.
"Goyney is a cry whacker."
"That kid is the ugliest bastard I have ever seen, he must be a cry whacker."
by Lunchbox April 26, 2005
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Talley whacker

by GorrilaVich June 28, 2008
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bush whacker

One who repeatedly beats his rod (in a sporaticly random motion, similar to banging a kettle drum) against the vaginal mound. The purpose to either further stimulate the clit/penis or to maintain a solid erection. In some cases "bush whacking" is used to intensify orgasm after "pulling out" instead of the more commonly used hand jerking motion.
"Judy finished cumming just as Harold pulled his rod out, finishing the fuck with a vigorous bout of bush whacking, Harold quickly filled Judys navel with a stout squirt of man juice."
"That ol' Harold is one damn fine Bush Whacker"
by Mike Balsac October 27, 2003
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doody whacker

1. Penis
2. Similar to a Garden Weasel; Garden Tool, shaped like a penis
3. What my Great Grandpa called a penis
"Son, if you keep touchin your Doody Whacker, it's gonna fall off!"
by Great Grandpa Radar December 28, 2006
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