Westfort 

A small part on the South End of town in Thunder Bay, Ontario. It has the most widely used beer store in Thunder Bay and an award winning bar/night club known as "The Westfort" or "Brown Street Station" to some of its older patrons.

"Shit son, you sure can drink. You must be from Westfort."

Westfort by DJ Egin August 26, 2007

Westfort 

the low income, suburban area of Thunder Bay, Ontario.
located to the southwest of the city in the swampy marshlands, it has a distinctive sulphurous manure smell due to nearby logging operations. other prominant features of Westfort also include low flying airplanes and a nearby indian reserve.

"man, you're from Westfort."

Westfort by DJ Soup February 9, 2007

West Port High School 

West Port High School really takes the High part seriously. Students go there to pursue their talents only to be disappointed. You really get a show from this school! From the amazing theater performances to the passionate bathroom sex interrupted by fiddlers with Devil went down to Georgia to the stolen sinks! Do you like bathrooms? Well, you're in luck, there is a golden toilet fit for a king! Your education is very important here! You'll only fail every other semester!

Friend: What high school are you going to?
Me: West Port High School
Friend: I'm sorry for your loss.

West Port High School by Bitchboymcgee November 12, 2021

westfort mafia 

A gang of semen slingers in Thunder Bay Ontario, infamous for lathering houses in the Westfort area in actual cum similar to that of TPing houses.

“What in the world? My house is covered in cum!”
“Damn man, must’ve been a devilish act perpetrated by the Westfort Mafia!”

westfort mafia by Cumhead69x December 10, 2019

Westpost

"A joke/A category of shitposts" about a Hidden Condo Game from PurpleUser_One, This is mostly heard and seen in Midnight Horrors Bootleg Communities

Generally speaking, if you think this is funny you probably have first grader humor and don't get attention from your parents

Person A: Wanna see my westpost?
Person B: Sure.
Person B: Yeah no that wasn't even relatively funny, You're not letting a Gooner Goon in peace.

Westpost by Throwaway #67 October 13, 2025