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Western Wednesday

Any Wednesday night at WWU, a typical university where the letter "A" is more commonly followed by "lcohol" than by "+."
Bro: Dude, guess what day it is...
Party slut: Wednesday in the middle of finals week?
Bro: No silly. It's WESTERN WEDNESDAY!
Party slut: Oh, silly me. Lets get CRUNK and HOOK UP!
by tahwwhat March 18, 2009
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Wasteman

A man, who doesn't act his age, normally from a village, who spends his life in the same clothes drinking alcohol, taking drugs in the local pub, ending up at someone's kitchen, with no job or prospects and a complete disrespect for women
'Ey up mate what you get up to last night?'
'Got shitfaced mate propped up the kitchen all night sniffed coke. Still ere in fact'
'It's 4pm though dude?'
'Fuck it, u got any sniff come round'
'You're a wasteman'
by Smartbird May 19, 2017
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'chang' western

A person who has an army and whom has an Asian father and a slutty, prostitute mother. He has yellow skin and everybody shags his mother. He is also bent.
Look there goes another 'chang' western
by Rhys123 October 10, 2014
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fancy western rinse

A fancy western rinse is the showering of your lower body when there is no toilet paper available.
"Thanks for that Wal-Mart card, Mom, I've been doing fancy western rinses for about a week and a half."
by assumedonym April 24, 2016
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Western Union

Money transfer service designed to rip you off of your hard-earned savings.

Western Union is suspected of covering up a massive fraud involving false rentals, particularly in the London area.

NEVER, EVER USE western union!!! You'd be safer sending your money via a demented homing pidgeon.
Customer: Good morning, my name is Customer and it seems my money has disappeared into thin air. Control code is 123456987. Could you check, please?"

Western Union Customer Care: "No, we can't. We're too busy spending your money on pot and whores."
by bloodymurdererhahaha March 4, 2009
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Western Tech

The trade school or technical school in El Paso Texas you should never go to because they rob you, have incompetent teachers, fake awards, and give you cheap tools to work with hands on.
Steve: Hey bro I just graduated from high school, now I’m gonna be somebody when I register at Western Tech.

Rick: Ha good luck with that loser, that school is garbage just like Trump University.
by joshwua915 January 8, 2021
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Western New York

The western portion of New York State, which includes: Buffalo, Niagara Falls, Kenmore, Tonawanda, North Tonawanda, and many others as well, but pretty much the bulk of the community lives in Niagara County and Erie County.
by Hall Monitor Suze June 9, 2005
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