Welder

A cool wizard man who uses electricity to bind metal together

“Hey bob, you see that guy over there?”
“Yeah, he looks pretty cool”
“That’s because he’s a welder”
“No fucking way.”

by NottTelljng September 30, 2021

Wooldy

Noun, verb, adjective, pet name or term of endearment specifically used by English Soccer players when referring to a team mate or situation involving unusually small male genitalia. Often used as a hashtag (#) on Twitter by various professional English Soccer Leagues.
*Note that the number of o's used corresponds inversely with the size of the genitalia in question.

Tweeted by @BenHamer21 of Charlton athletic at 3:05PM on 4/5/2012: "@JemKaracan @seanmorrison_91 get following these Woooooldys! Pair of World Beaters!" - in reference to the known habit of @BenHamer21 to touch his genitals in public places.

"You're a wooldy mate"

"Porridge was good last night brother...woodly!"

by Charltonfan22 November 11, 2012

Welder

Kid that played with pva glue to much as a child

Bet you that kid grows up to be a welder . Hes/she has eaten over 500mls of glue and 3 pipe cleaners

by Cowbow tow tucker February 1, 2022

hillbilly weld

Using a car battery as a power source for stick welding.

I did a quick hillbilly weld on that truck.

by Peter Lerk May 31, 2007

Arc Weld

To electrocute another person by pissing on them while simultaneously being struck by lighting in a thunder storm. It is unknown whether or not a non-fatal electrocution qualifies as a true Arc Weld...

One time I got struck by lightning. It sucked... but at least I Arc Welded some fucker

by arcwelder69 April 22, 2014

Ma-Weldy

Someone who is extremely bad at Golf and relies on mulligans and other redo oriented things in the sport.

Dan just totally pulled a Ma-Weldy on that hole!

by Dupe Fiasco March 22, 2010

snow weld

-noun
the act of packing snow into a crevice and pouring water on it until it forms ice, thereby freezing both sides of the crivice together.

That douchbag turned the air conditioner on in my car in the middle of the winter, so I put a snow weld on his car door.

by gfyagee December 18, 2010