Weedle

dick

"you got a tiny weedle"
"damn dude, low blow"

by ElectricBlitz January 7, 2020

weedle

a retarded person who ruined skullmund.

he sucks shit out of my asshole and he loves energy drinks or something

"fuck weedle up his butthole"

by 🏴‍☠️ February 29, 2020

Weedle

When a man shouts 'Go Weedle!' And pulls out his penis then shouts 'Use Poison Jab' And proceeds to jab a female with his penis.

Person 1: Hey Peter, I heard you were practicing the 'Weedle' with Margaret last night?
Person 2: Yes I Was! I don't think she enjoyed it much.

by Friendly service support February 6, 2021

weedle

A sexy man who kisses freshmen girls, and boys under the influence.

"oh he's kissing boys under the influence that must be weedle"

by WEEDLESDAD October 16, 2022

Weedle-sucked

Tricking someone by offering something they already have access to.

He weedle-sucked his way into getting what he wanted from her.

by Larnae May 14, 2022