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Weaponised Ignorance

The creation of far-reaching, pervasive and destructive policy based upon unbelievably unreliable, unpredictable and/or otherwise ridiculously, unsubstantiated, merit-less untruth.
Current example of Weaponised Ignorance in a time when airtravel has NEVER been more safe: These new-fangled airplanes are just waaaay too complicated for pilots to fly. Too many buttons and switches to deal with. We need to bring back those old-school airplanes with them 'flappin' wings' and git rid of all these new ones with the com'puters...
by YAWA March 13, 2019
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WAPOO

To dance and party!
"Alice and Carrie must have had a great time wapooing last night!"

Referenced in the movie Mamma Mia: "Dynamos, Dynamites, sleep all day, and wapoo all night!"
by alliwant4christmasisu September 3, 2012
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Werpoon

An insult used to describe a cunt, or someone who is really stupid.
Guy 1: Why is Tom angry?
Guy 2: I called him a werpoon.
by Rems Husband March 10, 2018
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Wheelchair weapon

A weapon in a game that takes absolutely no skill. Something you can be good with even if you are trash at the game.
Person: I'm way too good at this game

Person2: Only because you are using a Wheelchair weapon
by SomeGaminguy February 23, 2021
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assault with a deadly weapon

If you are not being threatened with violence then pointing a gun at the other person would constitute assault with a deadly weapon (felony) and brandishing a firearm. If you didn't have a concealed carry permit, you would also be guilty of carrying without a permit (first offense misdemeanor or felony, second offense felony). You would be arrested, lose your gun, go to jail, probably for more than a year, and lose your right to keep and bear arms. Exact penalty would depend on plea bargaining, the quality of your attorney and what the judge had for breakfast.
Some fool starts yelling at you after a fender bender and you pull out your glock and he calls the cops it will probably be assault with a deadly weapon.
by sanitycruzer October 11, 2011
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Weaponized Toaster

The best gender that is way better than being a normal toaster, to be a weaponized toaster you must have eaten toast, made toast, have a weapon, not identify yourself as a male or female, and make toaster sounds.
I heard you where a weaponized toaster Ryan

Yes being a weaponized toaster is great, it is the best gender you should be a weaponized toaster too.
by 10/10 toaster February 7, 2020
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weapons of mass distraction

A well-endowed woman's breasts, especially when showing cleavage, that is used to distract males from their day-to-day tasks.
"Whoa man, look at those fine WMDs!"
.. 5 minutes later ...
"So what exactly did I come here to do?"
by wackomenace August 28, 2004
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