by Strong Altoids February 4, 2010
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"She says she doesn't like coffee, so I got her a Wayne Gretzky instead of a double-double - you can barely taste the coffee!"
by Canadian Hoser February 12, 2009
Get the Wayne Gretzky mug.The act of a hoe coming up short with cash when she is working for Wayne Brady, thus causing him to have to choke a bitch
hoe "I'm sorry big daddy."
Wayne Brady "you're sorry..... YOU'RE SORRY!!!..... does Wayne Brady have to choke a bitch?"
Wayne Brady "you're sorry..... YOU'RE SORRY!!!..... does Wayne Brady have to choke a bitch?"
by Kristofsky Jonesrinskivich April 5, 2005
Get the does wayne brady have to choke a bitch mug.The great man who paved the way for action movies and was the inventor of the one liner.
Known to many as simply: "The Duke".
He starred in such great movies as The Alamo, The War Wagon, True Grit, and many, many more.
Known to many as simply: "The Duke".
He starred in such great movies as The Alamo, The War Wagon, True Grit, and many, many more.
John Wayne could have worn high heels, a flowered dress, and makeup and still have been eight times the man you are.
"The other day, I ate four Baked Potatoes while watching a John Wayne movie. It was one of the manliest nights of my life."
"The other day, I ate four Baked Potatoes while watching a John Wayne movie. It was one of the manliest nights of my life."
by Bythorsbeard January 19, 2005
Get the John Wayne mug.1. Class schedule: 'incomplete'
Administrator: Sorry, the classes you have selected are full, please register for them next semester.
You: But I submitted all of the paperwork to you early!
Administrator: Oh, I lost it. Too bad for you.
You: fml. just got wayned.
2. Administrator: you must pay $200 in late fees. your tuition was late
you: I paid it on time, the exact amount you told me to.
Admin:That was the wrong number. You should have double checked with me 'later'.
You: what?
Admin: $200. Now.
You: fml. wayned again.
Administrator: Sorry, the classes you have selected are full, please register for them next semester.
You: But I submitted all of the paperwork to you early!
Administrator: Oh, I lost it. Too bad for you.
You: fml. just got wayned.
2. Administrator: you must pay $200 in late fees. your tuition was late
you: I paid it on time, the exact amount you told me to.
Admin:That was the wrong number. You should have double checked with me 'later'.
You: what?
Admin: $200. Now.
You: fml. wayned again.
by jolly_rancher5 May 18, 2014
Get the Wayned mug.A guy, probably the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He will sweep you off your feet from day one, surprise you, love you and treasure you. He will treat you like a princess and respect you, wait for you and make you feel like you can trust him until the end of your days. He will call you beautiful everyday until you start to believe it yourself, carry you through every problem, and be that shoulder to lean on whenever you need him.
Just seeing him makes you smile, his laugh makes your heart melt and his eyes are the most beautiful things you have ever seen.
Also, he smells like fucking jesus.
Just seeing him makes you smile, his laugh makes your heart melt and his eyes are the most beautiful things you have ever seen.
Also, he smells like fucking jesus.
by inthenightgarden September 3, 2013
Get the Wayne mug.The lead singer of Static-X of course. Known for his awesome scream singing and wicked long ass beard (similar to Shavo Odadjian's) and of course....his hair. His hair is like BAM! Stands straight up through an entire performance thanks to hair spray. It should also be mentioned that Wayne is one of the few men who can use hair spray and spend about twenty minutes on their hair without being considered "Gay."
Wayne is also a vegetarian because he opposes animal captivity and is atheist. Oh, and he did the common rock star thing and married a porn star *eye roll*
Wayne is also a vegetarian because he opposes animal captivity and is atheist. Oh, and he did the common rock star thing and married a porn star *eye roll*
From a Livewire interview:
Livewire: Would you feel proud if you offended the devil?
Wayne: (laughs) I don't believe in the devil!
Livewire: So you're an atheist.
Wayne: Yes.
Livewire: What would you like your gravestone to say?
Wayne: I'm not really into gravestones. I'm more interested in cremation and have my ashes scattered over the desert where I drive my truck.
Livewire: At least you didn't pick your cats litter box.
Wayne: (laughs) I mean - I'm not into that whole ritualistic burying thing. You know you're dead and you have a tombstone and people go there and cry every birthday or whatever. You know you're done dude - just cremate the shit and whatever.
Livewire: Is your image really your personality or is it just a gimmick?
Wayne: My image is my onstage personality. It fits the music and it just comes out of me onstage. During, like everyday life I'm much more low key. I prefer to just kinda blend in and not make a spectacle of myself. I kind of view it like KISS in their make-up days. I'm sure Gene didn't put on the make-up to watch TV and sit around the house. My look isn't something that I just thought up one morning - it sort of evolved over a few years. I didn't have the hair and the beard at first. I kept my head shaved. I had really long hair and then I shaved it when I was in L.A. I kept it shaved for about 2 years and then I started growing a goat. Then I had this beard thing going on so I let my hair grow out and it sort of evolved into what it is now.
--And that would be Wayne Static for you.
Livewire: Would you feel proud if you offended the devil?
Wayne: (laughs) I don't believe in the devil!
Livewire: So you're an atheist.
Wayne: Yes.
Livewire: What would you like your gravestone to say?
Wayne: I'm not really into gravestones. I'm more interested in cremation and have my ashes scattered over the desert where I drive my truck.
Livewire: At least you didn't pick your cats litter box.
Wayne: (laughs) I mean - I'm not into that whole ritualistic burying thing. You know you're dead and you have a tombstone and people go there and cry every birthday or whatever. You know you're done dude - just cremate the shit and whatever.
Livewire: Is your image really your personality or is it just a gimmick?
Wayne: My image is my onstage personality. It fits the music and it just comes out of me onstage. During, like everyday life I'm much more low key. I prefer to just kinda blend in and not make a spectacle of myself. I kind of view it like KISS in their make-up days. I'm sure Gene didn't put on the make-up to watch TV and sit around the house. My look isn't something that I just thought up one morning - it sort of evolved over a few years. I didn't have the hair and the beard at first. I kept my head shaved. I had really long hair and then I shaved it when I was in L.A. I kept it shaved for about 2 years and then I started growing a goat. Then I had this beard thing going on so I let my hair grow out and it sort of evolved into what it is now.
--And that would be Wayne Static for you.
by Drakanaa June 28, 2008
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