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Warlock as in a Warlock Deity, perphaps a moronic fellow alas not all warlock are moronic
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by Kelt October 3, 2003
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Any drug that makes you think you're a warlock, have warlockly sensations, or experience warlock tendencies. Also known as LSD.
Charlie Sheen: I am a warlock!
by Aesahaettr July 5, 2011
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She says she is Wiccan, but basically she's a warlock!
by Anonymous December 14, 2002
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Sometimes referred to as a "Man Witch", this hideous creature resides among us all. Most of them take the form of a normal human being. It is most identifiable by it's extensive use of the words: "Fellas" and "Gang." Although they disguise themselves as humans another tell tale sign of a warlock is it's shadow. In the shadow you will notice a very long witch like nose. If you are in the presence of a warlock your most efficient defense is to jab at him with a sturdy chimney brush. There is one known case when a warlock was caught. A trap was set up containing whitebread with Frank's hot sauce. No one knows why warlocks love to eat just straight bread with hot sauce. It is believed that warlocks use this and tomatoes, cereal, syrup, bread crumbs, coconuts, tangerines, and a gallon of oil to brew up their infamous bombardo soup. After an encounter with a warlock it is recommended to immediately contact Judge Stevens to take him out. If Judge Stevens can't be reached you can call his associate Chuck Norris.
The evil warlock was doing some faggin, a little shaggin.
by Rob Anonymous September 8, 2008
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a silly frenchman who pretends he is english

sings badly
I'm not french, says warlock.
lies says all
by nemesis August 2, 2004
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Or, 'Lock' for short. An attractive teenage girl.
Boy #1: What do you want to do today?
Boy #2: I dunno, let's just go to the mall and check out the warlocks.
by iirk August 26, 2009
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When a woman can do metal style growling vocals. As she deepthroats you growls a the same time.
I hooked up with that metal singer last night.. amazing man she has perfected the Warlock
by Mcfatts June 23, 2016
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