warden

An alpha male of the group. As in the Warden who bears the keys.

How's it hanging Warden?

by wwbdd June 19, 2010

junkyard warden

A junkyard warden is anybody who regularly seeks out and has sex with hagglefucks. As a result, their social status can be reduced to the point where he/she is in danger of becoming a hagglefuck himself/herself.

If anybody knows the history of the junkyard warden, the warden's effective hotness can never be above a 7/10, and that can only be achieved in the most extreme of cases.

After Jimmy failed in his search for the silver condom, the new junkyard warden resigned himself to his fate of only boning hagglefucks, and soon he became one himself.

by Micah "Fuckmasta Fresh" Queensley August 3, 2007

feeding the warden

prison slang for taking a shit

After eating Taco Bell, I gotta feed the warden

by snowman November 14, 2003

Wadeetz

Stop asking me what the fuck wadeetz means

Fucking wadeetz bro

by Greening out February 29, 2020

warden main

a stupid pos that uses warden for his 1.5x and usually dies spawn peeking and never contribute to the team and he thinks he the best player

stimlover69:this dude is a warden main
holess420(warden):*dies spawn peeking

by teh rizzerd of oz September 10, 2023

duty warden

the person you call when shit is going down

DID SOMEBODY CALL THE DUTY WARDEN???

by justanotherconcenedcitizen February 15, 2012

Wank warden

When in a large group of people and 1/8 of them being the commander of all the penises among them this being the wank warden

John: did you go to last summers camp I heard Jerry was the wank warden

by Backedpotatoenoises February 6, 2021