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Wimpled

The most dumbest-assed word any dumb ass can ever "make up". Usually used by a person who wants to be cool and make up their own slang but makes themself look like an ass instead. Any one who even thinks of uttering this word should be tossed face first out of an exploding airplane into a shark infested lava pit that's located inside a volcano - a volcano that is falling off of a cliff into a black hole that was formed in a galaxy infinity lightyears away from here.
Girl 1: damn girl that skirt is wimpled like shit

Girl 2: *tosses Girl 1 face first out of an exploding airplane into a shark infested lava pit that's located inside a volcano that is falling off of a cliff into a black hole that was formed in a galaxy infinity lightyears away from here*
by Dale Alvin Gribble April 14, 2010
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Wimple

An adjective used for anything that has a damaged joint, causing it to move oddly.
A)A person with a hurt ankle, walking around without crutches, has a wimple-leg.

B)I hurt my wrist, I have a wimple-hand now
by PerLemony January 12, 2009
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Wamped

The act of being pulled over and/or sub-sequentially being arrested the Police or other lawful authorities. Very common term in Nashville,TN..which is not as country as the nation thinks.
William: Where were you? You're 30 minutes late!
Kyron: I was on my way and got wamped by the boys.

John: My license is suspended
Justin: What happened?
John: I was speeding and I got wamped for the fifth time.
by Juteaux October 26, 2012
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Wompletoph

Type of johnson brat worst slapped across the skin of another person or being.
Stacey I went home last night and woody slapped me with the wompletoph
by Alcohalin' ass November 8, 2017
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Wampersand

A snobby pseudo-intellectual; someone who thinks they have the world figured out, when in reality they just have their head stuck up their ass.
Brad: Is that guy a flat earther?
Chad: Yeah but no, but like yeah, you know, that guy is a total wampersand.
by Grey and Jo get shat on March 29, 2021
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wamplerosis

The feeling of extreme persecution that results from the knowledge that somewhere, someone disagrees with you.
Gah! People in Europe have slightly different priorities from me! Danger! Danger!
by Sara April 3, 2005
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wamsley

defn 1 does a good job, but
see cockthrottler
omfg, it's wamwam da cockthrottler!!!!1
by da duckster April 15, 2005
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