Franz Wagner is God'
s gift to the Orlando
Magic after years of misery since the Dwight Howard era. Selected with 8th pick of
2021 NBA Draft by the Orlando Magic, Franz is currently the baddest white boy on the planet. NBA teams often say "ah fuck" when going against the Orlando Magic, because of Franz, who also goes by OnlyFranz and
Sweet Franz. "Who the fuck is Franz Wagner" is currently the number 1 Google search in every city he plays in, which has surpassed last year's number 1 search of "who the fuck is Chuma Okeke".
The day after Chuck Norris was born he drove his mother home, he wanted her to get some rest.
Franz Wagner counted to infinity—three times.
Franz Wagner ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got
one.
When Franz Wagner was born the
doctor asked him to name his
parents.
Franz Wagner tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Franz Wagner can dribble a bowling ball.
