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Tail-wagger

A tail-wagger is someone that follows a crowd or a movement without truly questioning the validity or purpose for it. TailTail-waggers often copy hashtags or wear pink kitten hats. They see others in the crowd doing something, so they want to be a part of something bigger than themselves. Kind of like when you want a dog to do a trick or behave a certain way, you reward it with a pat on the back and a treat and it wags its tail, because it's excited to have the approval of the boss.
Most protestors are just tail waggers.

People that jump.
The lead singer told everybody to lift their hands over their heads and clap a rhythm. Once a few people started, then all the tail-waggers joined in.
by Get your own idea July 30, 2018
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Woggery

To engage in "Woggery" is to practice the dark arts of skullduggery, manipulation, and the propagation of spurious "facts" in order to aid one's argument. It helps to also be of Greek/Cypriot heritage and be of hirsute disposition.
I was completely buying into what he was saying, but then noticed (as he offered me a slice of halloumi) that he was engaging in the dark arts of Woggery.
by Steviep June 25, 2019
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Wagger

Wagger (wAH-gher)-N- One who is of caucasion homosexual descent, and acts "ghetto".

Common activities include: Rapping, Wearing "Doo-Rags", Sagging your pants, carrying a bandanna in your back pocket, wearing Jordans, or excessive use of racial slurs.
Wagger 1- "Like AHMAHGAWD do you see that cute pair of jordans!? Their adorb!"
Regular guy overhearing- Hes a wagger....
by Reasonable Guy January 30, 2012
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Jolly-Wagger

A negative comment towards another individual, usually used by people who prefer not to use curse words.
Ya jolly-wagger, get out.
by Brisika March 26, 2011
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wagger

A wigger who is also a homosexual.
Also, another term for penis.
That wagger don't have no wagger!
by Michelle Wang November 28, 2004
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Wagger

This bro rockin mandels tryin to be hard, straight "Wagger" no U-Turns"
by 2DotDee July 9, 2011
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Dick Wagger

An incredible song that evokes the thrusting of the pelvis, resulting in one's penis bouncing. Usually an emotional, sometimes nostalgic experience.
When you said Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do) by Christopher Cross was a Dick Wagger, you weren't lying.

That party I went to the other night... Absolutely loaded with Dick Waggers. Nonstop. Unreal.

I went to one of those silent disco's recently to make fun of everyone there because the premise is so absurd,but there must have been at least a couple Dick Waggers played because people a were freaking out
by ThomasMattson October 31, 2017
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