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Woodchipped

To be drunk or stoned in a place surrounded by woodchips; most likely a playground.
"Dude, I just fell off the swing. I'm so woodchipped..."
by Gin rummy August 4, 2007
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Woodchipper

n.

1. A rare but unfortunate situation in which someone sits on the lap of a man with an erect penis, causing a painful effect similar to stubbing your finger.

2. A woman who intentionally performs this act (See bitch)
Tony: Hell no were not havin sex tonight!

Ashley: Why not?

Tony: You gave me the woodchipper earler! Im going to the emergency room!
by rh83cp October 4, 2010
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Woodchipper

The long held tradition of pooping inside of a pussy by which the log of feces imitates a wooden log being chipped by machinery. One individual squats, or "hovers", over the other in order to take a dump directly into the second individual's ready vagina lips. The poo must be solid for a truly effective performance.
While walking through the forest with my darling, I found it only appropriate to lay her nude figure down on a bed of leaves and lovingly perform the woodchipper.
by The Woodchipper May 7, 2009
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Woodchipper

The women gets a mouth-full of sunflower seeds and proceeds to give head to the male. Very painful in both parties
I got drunk last night at the bar and took home this crazy chick into S&M. I woke up to a massively cut dick cause she gave me the woodchipper when i passed out.
by Nerul July 2, 2008
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Woodchipper

A girl with crooked or messed up teeth, who would cut up a guys dick if she blew him.
Steve: Did she blow you last night man?
Dave: Nah bro, that girls a total woodchipper
by Janeybjunes November 2, 2014
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Woodchipper

A blowjob when she (or he) has braces
I got a woodchipper last night, it was painful
by A Solitary Chapman November 21, 2019
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Woodchipper Rights Activist

A Woodchipper Rights Activist is one who believes that all people deserve the right to leap headfirst into a woodchipper and if the "evil government" stops them from doing so, the fact they were stopped from leaping headfirst into a woodchipper is "the worst kind of tyranny". To make matters worse, the woodchipper rights activists are often taken to hospitals after their brushes with woodchippers, either due to injury or suspected mental health issues, which doubles up on the tyranny, and the encounter becomes the "WORST worst kind of tyranny" , doubling up on the worst's and capitalizing on them as well. Woodchipper rights activists can be seen about noon, rousing from sleep in their parents basement to declare literally everything thats ever been done is "the worst kind of tyranny"
"bruh, that woodchipper rights activist damn near died yesterday. He just tries to leap into the woodchipper to prove he has real freedom"
by Wypipo whisperer September 16, 2020
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