WMD

Woman of Mass Distraction

That honey is one fly WMD.

by MIDABI ONE April 30, 2010

WMD

Wants My Dick

Yo she WMD

by Juggalo 12010 October 10, 2013

WMD

Weapons of Mass Destruction

If the USA thinks you have em, they will bomb the shit outta you.

Man, we WMDed our own country....

by peter lanier April 3, 2008

WMD

With My Dick

I'll take care of you WMD.

by OhBabyYou'dLikeThat January 24, 2011

WMD

White Mans Dick - being afflicted with a too - small penis. When shrunk down to its smallest size, it looks like a stack of buttons.

In the showers at the gym - "look at the WMD on that poor bastard. No wonder, even though he's 6'6", they call him shorty"

by chiken gutz August 26, 2011

SMA WMD

Shake My Ass, Wiggle My Dick

Like smh except better.

Man 1: Are we gonna go get McDonald’s?

Man 2: No we’re going to Burger King

Man 1: Damn. SMA WMD.

Man 2: Ok I guess we can go to McDonald’s if you want

Man 1: Thanks homie

by heterotard October 12, 2020

Mexican WMD

5 HP Leaf Blower

Bring out the Zyrtec it's the only thing that will protect you if you are attacked by a Mexican WMD!

by King Castillo April 1, 2009