wizard

An ounce of ganja. Derived from the famous Wizard of Oz. (An oz is an ounce)

I got me a phatt wizard of bashment last night.

by dAVE July 2, 2003

wizard

An ounce (oz.) of weed. From the wizard of Oz.

I've blown all my money on a wizard, wanna buy a henry??

by SpoonFlip March 30, 2004

Wizard

Alex Geiger-Wolf

1-That chick is a wizard!
2-Oh it must be Alex Geiger-Wolf

by wizclan September 24, 2011

Wizard

Code name for black people. Originated in Northeast Ohio when the Cavs were playing the Washington Wizards and a white youth who did not want to scream racist slurs at a bar blurted this out instead.

I was kickin it with Big Z the other day....damn that dudes a wizard.

by Hector Mexico Mexico March 5, 2010

Wizard

A hot female that magically sends waves that give guys boners.

The wizard embarrassed the boy at school.

by ArfSnarf November 5, 2013

Wizard

Wizards are the wisest of the magic users, for the wizards are often the oldest of the sorcerers, and often the most skilled. The Wizards take to more practical forms of magic, and try to solve problems with the least application of magic as possible.

The Wizard brought down the mountain with just a prod at a crack.

by Detranova August 4, 2003

wizard

the female reproductive organs; vagina

Syn: pussy, cunt, axewound, cabbage patch, pink taco, beaver, living snake, oyster, snapper, cooch, etc, etc, etc.

Betty: How's it going, Veronica?

Veronica: Not so well, Betty, the wizard's bleeding today...

by Lisette April 5, 2005