windex on a whisk

If you put windex on a whisk and shove it up there it might hurt

If you think of putting windex on a whisk and shoving it up there, don’t it might hurt

by whisk&windexluvr28 January 9, 2018

Chunky Whisk Broom

Whe a chick is giving you head and is so waisted she vomits chunks right into your pubic region....

“Man, Betty was so waisted giving me a blow job, she gave me a Chunky Whisk Broom right in my pubes!”

by StudMarine Storm Gunner January 9, 2021

sardines on a whisk broom

A woman's vagina. More specifically, during sexual excitement and lubrication. Also the act of act of performing cunillingus.

I had a date with Mary, and the dessert was sardines on a whisk broom.

If you thought caviar was fishy, try sardines on a whisk broom!

My girlfriend is menstruating... so this time the sardines on a whisk broom came with ketchup.

by Arcanum Man November 4, 2009

shit whisk

A complete and utter moron, oblivious to even the most obvious common sense realities.

dude, Ricky is such a shit whisk, he couldn't even do one plus one!

by teh fool December 4, 2013

waist whisk

A particularly delicate euphemism for the male reproductive organ.

"I wouldn't relish the idea of putting my waist whisk in that."

by Grumpmuffin January 29, 2009

Redneck whisk

When you get a fork, preferably rusty and the forks are bent, and you insert it into the vagina. Then you spin it around.

Omg I cant believe he came inside me, I dont have enough money to get an abortion so it looks like ill have to use the Redneck whisk method.

by BIGGUS_DICKUS1984 November 23, 2020

Redneck whisk

When you get a fork, preferably rusty and the forks are bent, and you insert it into the vagina, then you spin it around.

Omg I cant believe he came in me, now I'll have to use the Redneck whisk method.

by BIGGUS_DICKUS1984 November 23, 2020