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Wedgie

When someone (usually a bully) selects a victim and pulls their underwear up from behind with great force, resulting in pain to the rear end and humiliating the victim. Many variants exist, though the basic form is grabbing the waistband of the victims underwear from behind and pulling them upwards.
In high school I received many wedgies from this popular kid a grade above me. He would usually hold me in the air and bounce me by my tighty whities until I cried. Often cornering me when I walked into the bathroom, he has given me wedgies so painful I wet my pants. This happened five times freshman year and basically destroyed my social life. Wedgied suck!!!
by Rappunk799 March 31, 2015
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foot wedgie

Mark was looking like a douchebag with his flip flops, so I gave him a foot wedgie
by caboj September 1, 2009
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Dad Wedgie

The art of giving your dad a wedgie. Best possibility occurs when wrestling with him, he's bending over, sleeping, or if he's just standing in front of you when he's only wearing his tighty whities.
My dad always walks around the house in just his white briefs. So one day, I walked up behind him and grabbed the waistband of his fruit of the looms. Yanking upwards, his legholes snapped into his ass and he balls were crushed. He stood on his tippy toes screaming. Eventually, I was able to stretch them sooo far that I hooked them to his forehead making it a perfect atomic wedgie! My dad wedgie was a success!
by briefboy101 March 13, 2011
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All Arsene Wenger

The practice of deliberately saying you did not witness any controversial incident, just to avoid either further discussion, or any involvement.

In post match TV interviews, whenever Arsene Wenger the manager of Arsenal Football Club is asked about a controversial incident, where say one of his players committed a bad foul, or handled the ball for which the referee didn't award a free kick, he always says; "I didn't see it."
Despite it happening immediately in front of him, when asked by the police if he'd witnessed the accident, the driver went "All Arsene Wenger."
by Doghouse Riley March 13, 2008
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atomic wedgie

When one is still in undewear and someone pulls up on the waistband and tries to pull it over the recivers head.
Man my "friend" came over while my parents were out at the time. then he cave me an atomic wedgie. after that he duck taped my hands to my chest my legs together and the wedgie to my head he also duck taped me to the floor under my bed it was summer and my parents didnt find me till 3 days passed it hurt.
by tapped to hoop January 11, 2005
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Wengerite

a person who expresses irrational faith in Arsene Wenger despite the state of reality.
these persons appear to be a wengerite I'm afraid . . .
Wenger is ruining the club, and they refuse to admit it!
by titototi September 17, 2011
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National wedgie day

On October 3rd for the whole day you can freely give anyone a wedgie without getting in trouble for it.
“Omg Veronica came up to me while I was in geometry and asked me if I knew what day it was, in which I responded “it’s Wednesday right”, and she spun me around and said “it’s national wedgie day” while she yanked my thong so high.”
by October 3rd lol September 8, 2019
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