weekend dad

As popularized by Milhouse on The Simpsons, a phrase referring to the father of a child who's parents are divorced and split custody of the child.

In such situations, what can happen is the mother has custody of the child during the week, while the father gets to spend one or both days of the weekend with him or her.

Phrase is especially true if the mother is remarried or has a boyfriend, hence the child's father figure during the week. This makes the biological father the weekend dad.

Kid- "Where are we going this Saturday weekend Dad?"
Father- "Stop calling me that! We're going to the water park."
Kid- "Thanks, weekend dad!"

by ACG2x October 20, 2004

Weekend Bulimia

A person in thier twenties who typically takes good care of their body through consistent excercise. healthy food Intake and not abusing alcohal. However, once the weekend hits, she/he binges on several types of drinks (wine then martini then beer then red bull/vodka then the many shots that are insisted upon taking by the many) and inevitably ends up puking in the bar bathroom stalls.

Weekend Bulimia. Cause it only happens on the weekends. It's not as serious

by Joeyelly June 16, 2010

Weekend Whip

Lego ninjago theme song. in other words the best fucking song every.

JUST JUMP UP kICK BACK WHIP AROUND AND SPIN
AND THEN WELL JUMP BACK DO IT AGAIN
NINJA-GO!
NINJA-GO!
COME ON
COME ON
WERE GONNA DO IT AGAIN

Chad 1: Weekend Whip is the best fucking song ever
Chad 2: I know right!

by ninjago fan November 11, 2021

Weekend Lover

A significant other person that you will get intimate with over the weekend but when you return to school on Monday you act as if nothing happened.

Justin is Tiffany's weekend lover. Most people don't know but they get together almost every weekend.

by cowtale January 10, 2009

Weekend immune system

Another way of saying drunk and/or hungover. Owing to alcohols ability to suppress the immune system and the fact that it is usually drunk in largest quantities on the weekend.

Ugh yeah I'm not going to be able to come in to work today, I have a weekend immune system

by lusciouslucas February 11, 2019

weekend warrior

a person who holds a regular job during the week which restricts their ability to party/go on trips/partake in awesome activities, and thus plans epic weekend adventures to compensate. As much variation and quantity of awesomness is packed into the weekends as physically possible, warranting the rest of the work week to recharge for the next weekend.

Waste of space: Wanna go play beer pong at Douchie's, then pay a cover @ Sleezy's for a crappy DJ and ill-mixed, over-priced drinks?
Weekend Warrior: No, dude. I've got to work OT this week, so I have extra money to fund my weekends this month.
W.O.S.: What? Man, be a loser like me! What are you trying to accomplish on the weekends? I use them to recover from Jaeger binges.
W.W.: Well... I'm takin off early Friday to head south, back pack in to camp out on the ocean with friends, then we're gonna wake up early and snowboard all day at Sick Mt. We'll camp again Saturday night, then I gotta head back north for the bike race on Sunday, which I really have to push, so I can finish in time to shower and change into my dress clothes, pick up the GF, and catch the Opera. It's gonna be another amazingly epic and memorable weekend. You f@#$ing waste of space.
W.O.S.: Oh...maaaaaan. I just s#$t my pants again...

by dildolips mcgeezy March 18, 2010

Weekend Hand

Getting a handjob on the weekend.

Guy 1: Hey bro lets get some weekend hand

Guy 2: I'm down with that bro.

by James Hauge May 2, 2009