by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004
When you truly have big money and don't have to 'prove it' with a tacky matte black Tesla or a Porsche 911 draped in carbon fiber, you go for a Stealth Wealth Wagon, which is essentially a luxury sedan with a big ass. Stealth Wealth Wagons are ALWAYS European and include the Volvo V90, V60, V70 and XC70, the Audi A4 and A6 allroad/avant, the BMW 3 or 5-series Touring, the Jaguar XF Sportbrake and by far the most popular of the bunch, the Mercedes-Benz E-Class Wagon. While Europeans may view the aforementioned cars as taxis or mundane family shuttles, the Stealth Wealth Wagon is a symbol of old money, refinement, elegance and subdued class in America. Everyone and their mother has an SUV or a sedan, but a Stealth Wealth Wagon is almost always bought, and never leased. People go through their Q5s and E350s faster than Pete Davidson goes through girlfriends, but part of the reason that Stealth Wealth Wagons are so hard to find used is because they are typically retained by their first owners for a loooong time. For that reason, they either have insanely low or insanely high mileage. When you see a Stealth Wealth Wagon, new or old, ALWAYS assume the person driving has fuck-you money. They're a part of a highly exclusive club.
Marin County, Beverly Hills, Pacific Heights, the North Shore, Petoskey, Shaker Heights, Georgetown, Buckhead, Asheville, Middleburg, Hilton Head, Savannah, the Main Line, the UES, the Hamptons, the Hudson Valley, all of Fairfield and Westchester Counties, especially Greenwich, Princeton/Charlottesville/Ann Arbor, Wellesley, the Cape and Islands, and Bar Harbor are all places where you'll have a high likelihood of running into a Stealth Wealth Wagon.
by henry1272838442 September 04, 2023
Non-material wealth is improvements that we have in our lives that our not easily counted and measured. The more non-material wealth we have in our life the better our quality of life is. Non-material wealth is not the the same thing as material wealth although they are both important for people.
Non-material wealth includes things like the declaration of human rights and the freedom to practice our religion.
by Filly Renaldi December 13, 2006
When your bank account is racked so high the crew be asking if you found them real life cheat codes to accumulate dat' cash!
Friend) How you sittin' in that lambo, mansion and sitting on that 100 racks chilla?
Chilla) Relax b, I've got them wealth cheat codes, just sit back, accept and enjoy the ride.
Chilla) Relax b, I've got them wealth cheat codes, just sit back, accept and enjoy the ride.
by Money is the motive August 06, 2018
n. A selection of esoteric indiviudals that spend their time comtemplating selling various form of structured products whilst not actually selling any.
by Doodey E July 30, 2004
An academic theory that proposes that because money is a social construct, the wielder of this knowledge can somehow change their socio-economic status or identity through self-identifying as something different.
Individuals who identify themselves whithing this theory are often refered to as Income Non-Binary.
Individuals who identify themselves whithing this theory are often refered to as Income Non-Binary.
Gurl 1: You can't afford that Stacy!
Stacy: Did you just assume my income!?
Gurl 1: We have the same job Stacy, I know exactly what you earn!!
Stacy: Wealth is a social construct. You need to free your self from those repressive expressions.
Gurl 1: Here we f** go again!
Stacy: You really need to read those papers I sent you on Critical Wealth Theory. It will change the way you see money forever.
Gurl 1: Sure Stacy, whatever you say!
Stacy: Did you just assume my income!?
Gurl 1: We have the same job Stacy, I know exactly what you earn!!
Stacy: Wealth is a social construct. You need to free your self from those repressive expressions.
Gurl 1: Here we f** go again!
Stacy: You really need to read those papers I sent you on Critical Wealth Theory. It will change the way you see money forever.
Gurl 1: Sure Stacy, whatever you say!
by Curious Beast March 17, 2023
A dysfunctional condition created when those of extreme wealth such as the 0.1% use their power and enablers to disproportional influence beholden politicians to generate highly distorted institutional policies that unfairly favor those with the highest concentrations of wealth at expense of society as a whole. This is especially true when they use their power to hurt those most in need. An example, of such a policy, maybe to borrow a trillion and a half during an economic boom to give a tax break to the wealthiest of wealthy. While at the same time eliminating much of the safety net and greatly increasing the cost of higher education for the middle class during times of most need.
The methods they use to get what they want include, but are not limited to:
1. Pure Corruption and bribery.
2. Semi-legal Corruption and cronyism.
3. Rigging political institutions to do their bidding.
4. Election security and all types of contributions.
5. Setting the election agenda for politicians based on divisive issues, then make them do the bidding of the rich when win.
6. Rigging the election system.
7. Selective enforcement and interpretation of the law. Create legal barriers for the poor.
The methods they use to get what they want include, but are not limited to:
1. Pure Corruption and bribery.
2. Semi-legal Corruption and cronyism.
3. Rigging political institutions to do their bidding.
4. Election security and all types of contributions.
5. Setting the election agenda for politicians based on divisive issues, then make them do the bidding of the rich when win.
6. Rigging the election system.
7. Selective enforcement and interpretation of the law. Create legal barriers for the poor.
Excessive wealth disorder biggest problem is not that it preserves and protects those with wealth, it is that the preferred method is to promote unfair advantages and subsidies and often environmental destruction. Often they promote dysfunctional and hostile government practices to assure citizens do not go to the government for solutions.
by mlhiss June 23, 2019