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Warning week

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Warning week is a week at school where they dring metal detectorss, drug dogs, and a lot of cops to the campus. They use it to try to scare kids into not bringing their stuff.
Todays Warning week be careful and dont bring your cart to school.
by RandomDruggie September 26, 2022
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Warning Shart

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1) The sound your asshole makes to let you know that you have approximately thirty seconds to find the nearest open toilet before you shit your pants and embarrass yourself.

2) Quips mainstream media reporters use to set up a narrative the presiding governmental administration needs you to believe and adide by.
1) "Unfortunately I ignored my warning shart, ruining everyone's dinner and my relationship with..."

2) The senator from New York is an expert in pandemic response, and is here to discuss (insert approved narrative).
by EdMyerR April 7, 2023
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Wiseguy Warning

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It's when a mafioso, OG or gangsta puts a phonebook on someone's chest and fires a medium velocity handgun right against it. Thick phonebooks are known to stop .22, .45, and .38 bullets. It's common practice among goodfellas.
That guy got a Wiseguy Warning, he payed his dues not too long after. Rocco was ordered to give the guy a Wiseguy Warning.
by Ascot1111 January 19, 2023
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Belt Warning

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⚠️ Belt Warning ⚠️

This is important advice from personal experience

Never trust a woman wearing a belt with her outfit (not on her trousers but a belt that comes with a top or jacket that crosses at the stomach)

I went on a date with a woman and she was wearing a very nice almost see through white top with a belt and had a black lace bra underneath

She looked to be fairly flat chested but what I didn't realise until later that evening was that her breasts were coming from underneath the bra and then being secured by her belt. Her nipples were literally poking out from under the belt at the same level as her belly button

Please have your wits about you

And yes we still fucked
by Working Class Hero December 18, 2020
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China's final warning

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Russian term coined during the Cold War to describe a warning that carries no real meaning.

An empty threat
Person 1: "Man, this asshole told me to pay him money or he will burn my house to the ground."
Person 2: "Relax, he probably gave you China's final warning."
by redocelot September 8, 2022
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Aesthetic warning

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A Comedy video typically posted to TikTok that is a assortment of strange and funny videos that have nothing to do with each other whatsoever. These videos are not aesthetic in case you didn’t get the joke.
Did you see that Aesthetic warning video on TikTok? It was so funny!
by Badperson93943 February 26, 2022
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Aesthetic Warning

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Usually videos uploaded on tiktok with clips from Stan Twitter videos, these videos will guarantee you that your wigs are gonna get snatched due to their aesthetic nature and how these videos are so aesthetic that your wig gets snatch after watching it.
*Emily sees an aesthetic video without an aesthetic warning*
Emily: WHY DIDNT YOU ADD AN AESTHETIC WARNING NOW MY WIG GOT SNATCHED WITHOUT ME KNOWING 😭
by #1 Kim Hyunjin stan February 12, 2022
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