wandering eye

Not to be confused with a whispering eye, as in Role Models, a wandering eye is a vagina that has moved from its original place (a prolapse). It most commonly happens with women that have just had children or with old ladies that are severely disappointed with their grandchildren and have already banished half of them from the family.

Jack: Do you want to go have sex in the garden tonight?

Gemma: No, sorry I can't I have to go visit my Grandma in the hospital.

Jack: What's wrong with her?

Gemma: The extreme hatred of her grandchildren gave her a wandering eye.

by drunk, skinny, sexy and goldy July 15, 2009

Wandering Pube

When a pube appears on an item that is in your possession. Most of the time its random but it can be plucked and placed with precision.

OMG your lollie bag has a "Wandering Pube" on it!!

by VeryCold April 2, 2010

wandering hand

I went in the bed room to play "wandering hands" With Hanna, She would not stop getting wet.

I went in the bed room to play "wandering hands"

by DrunkenValor April 28, 2016

Wandering Willie

Accidentally mouth fucked by guy who's banging the girl your eating.

She was eating Amy good till his dick came out and well...she got a wandering willie. From where I was standing she sure seemed to like it though!!

by BigD4fun July 30, 2017

Wandering chimes collector

A bitch

Did you see Wandering chimes collector? What an iconic hoe

by randomperson12345678 September 11, 2017

wandering cooter

when your man doesn’t fulfill your sexual needs

“he hasn’t fucked me in a month so now i have a wandering cooter.”

by aidshaver123 December 4, 2020

Wandering Jane

Helps you discover the Jane in you! Plans your solo trips, ( will find you a group as well, if you feel lonely! )

Loves women who travel and spoils them with wanderlicious itineraries. Creates unforgettable experiences to bring out the best of every journey!

"I need to go on a solo trip!"

"Oh! You mean reach out to Wandering Jane?

by Wandering Jane November 25, 2021