shit-waddle

The act of waddling towards the object you are pursuing while shit resides on your underside
I forgot my toilet paper in the truck and had to shit-waddle all the way back to get it.
by Toiletpaperbandit February 13, 2014
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Waddle Dee

some rich person when they walk down the street in the afternoon with their dog or cat.
How do they have time to walk down the street when you have to deliver 1000 packages.
by Anonguyson March 19, 2023
mugGet the Waddle Deemug.

Waddle wednesday

Waddle wednesday is the best day in the week
Guy 1 what day is it

Guy 2 its wednesday

Guy 1 no its waddle wednesday
by Kirby fan September 21, 2022
mugGet the Waddle wednesdaymug.

neck waddle

The fat-filled skin pouch that hangs between the neck and chin on extremely overweight people. Somewhat resembles the flap on a turkey's neck; it sometimes flares to the same red color during periods of exercise ( like walking to the buffet...again )
The 500 pound secretary at the DMV had a neck waddle as big as my head.
by the Den of Iniquity December 27, 2006
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poo waddle

the act of running/waddling to the bathroom trying to sqeeze your cheaks so that the poo doesn't splash out.
I had to poo so bad I was doing the poo waddle all the way home.
by Schweatyballs4all January 26, 2006
mugGet the poo waddlemug.

Crotch-waddle

(usu past tense) slang v. term used to describe any time when one's roommate is having sexual intercourse in one's room and one is sitting in one's hallway leaning on one's door when suddenly the sex-ee (I.e. Random club guy) opens the door which makes one fall back just in time to see the sex-ee pulling up their pants to run out the door,
Lindsay: So I was listening to my jams in the hallway when my room mate screamed, and some guy crotch-waddled me.

Fezz: Mmm, salty...
by Fezzum February 26, 2011
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Piddle Waddle

The knees almost together half run, half walk that small children and menopausal women use to quickly perambulate to the bathroom.
This car had just stopped at the rest area when some lady jumped out and rushed past me all piddle waddle.
by Nebraskalad April 25, 2016
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