Volvo

Best Swedish made car ever built with a 4 cyl. safest vehicle ever built since they moved away from Ford Motors Inc. great power for the price. a car you want to be in in the event of an accident or a roll over. very durable engines with high horsepower at low rpm. 2015 xc90 t6 has the turbo and supercharger.

ford owner: my truck can stop on a dime

volvo owner: you have to use your break pedal, i dont. the car does it for me with cw-eb.

by killerskull97 August 7, 2016

volvo

A car driven mainly by people over the age of 60. Looks and feels like driving a 100-ton brick shithouse. You can hit curbs, pedestrians, and other cars and not leave a scratch in your bumper. If anything on your volvo ever breaks or needs replacing, no matter how small, it will cost you 800.00. If the airbag ever goes off it will most likely decapitate you too. The cupholders.... oh wait... the early 90's volvos DON'T HAVE CUPHOLDERS. If you drive a volvo you're an asshole, bottom line.

Hey look at that guy driving a volvo, what an asshole.

by Domino June 8, 2007

volvo

pronounced vuuulllvvvoooo.
used by stoned teenagers along the california coast to describe anything and everything.

dude, don't get sand in my volvo.
get the fuck outta my volvo.
where's my volvo?

by bobertothe2nd July 20, 2008

Volvo

A Swedish luxury car driven by old liberal women, upper-class homosexual families, and college professors. Also usually oddly smug about driving a subdued luxury car.

“Why did Brian smirk at my 3 series?”

“Oh he drives a Volvo”

by swedishhomo February 4, 2019

Volvo

A Danish expression for something that's anticipated yet exceptionally cool, frequently used as a loud expression.
It derives from the Swedish car manufacturer of the same name, who are known to build robust and reliable cars.

William: "Aye, did you see my stunt last night!?"
Oliver: "So Volvo haha"
William "Yeah, had to go get stitches at the ER though"

by ToVækBartenderePaaEventyr December 22, 2019

volvo

part of the collocation pov - pizza and volvo. it’s not the best car but at least it’s better than pizza

Look at that Volvo over there, it looks like a shitty car.

by anonymous December 12, 2020

Volvo

Volvo: (pronounced VooVoo) a small sedan vehicle in which the frame is made of iron and is able to compete with a tank in body durability, typically weights a little less than a 2021 Ford ranger, has an engine bigger than a 2021 Ford ranger that should be used for small SUVs and minivan's, and typically looks like something your grandma would drive

Volvo's are nice but look crappy

by pseudonympseusadgfasgawf54e January 26, 2021