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Vladimir Putin

Some mobster that somehow made his way to presidency and Russia, and enjoys posing shirtless while on horses. He also enjoys the following: Nukes, guns, soldiers, threats, racism, and Russia.
Some person: I've got an impossible task for you.
Some other person: Yes?
Some person: Go through all of the pictures of Vladimir Putin without barfing, dying of boredom, and/or losing your mind.
Some other person: O_O
by NoNamesNeeded February 7, 2015
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Vladimir Putin, President of the Russian Federation

A dickhead who decided to send forces to Ukraine, and basically ordered genocide. He oppresses speech and anything about the Russo-Ukraine war that isn't putting Russia in the good. He literally said he was a victim of cancel culture too. Zelenskyy is gonna beat his ass.
You know Vladimir Putin, President of the Russian Federation? He's a dickhead, someone needs to REDACTED.
by NoodlePlanet 212 April 30, 2022
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Vladimir Tarasenko

A Russian forward who plays for the St. Louis Blues of the NHL.
Goalies can't stop the beast that is Vladimir Tarasenko.
Vladimir Tarasenko is a beastly Russian hockey player.
by Ikehylt October 25, 2016
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vladimir putin

a russian zoophilic. in other words, he has sex with farm animals and makes for a fantastic debate topic. he also enjoys fondling ricebutts and encourages masturbation during public forum debates. long live putin!
ahh i'm thinking about headin down to the ol' farmhouse and gettin it on with a sheep vladimir putin style.
by Alex Homeskillet March 3, 2008
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Vladimir

Is a very smart and handsome looking boy. He will only have one true friend that he could always trust. Vladimir also is a boy that loves Emilia.
Vladimir loves Emilia
by Ur moms house October 3, 2019
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Vladimir putin

You know that’s guy Vladimir putin he’s a prick
by Shitwiggle February 27, 2022
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