Vikings with manners

Royals, or the British royal family.

Those thieving Royals are just Vikings with manners.

by atty1chgo May 23, 2007

Minnesota Vikings

An NFL team who either, chokes in playoffs or regular season or is just utter trash

The Minnesota Vikings choked away an 11 point lead to the Cardinals to lose and give up their playoff spot to the Green Bay Packers

by IceDragonPhoenix December 22, 2017

red vining

When two men entwine their penises like a caduceus (from an episode of The Office)

The two dudes were red vining in the bathroom.

by joe bro December 5, 2012

Vikings

From history: Badass warriors from Scandinavia who fucked up anyone unlucky enough to meet them.
From Minnesota: a shitty team that disappoints the entire state once a week

JImmy: you watch the vikings last night
Johns: ya...we lost...again

by Adetokunbo January 6, 2015

Ghetto Vikings

A hip hop / heavy metal collective and online apparel shop based out of Bristol, United Kingdom.

Person 1 : I like your hat where did you get it?

Person 2 : i ordered it from a site called Ghetto Vikings.

by Comeatmebror March 25, 2021

red vining

when two men intertwine their penises like the two snakes on the medical alert braclents

Me and Ashton had a good time red vining last night, almost two complete revolutions!

by mrsomebody December 6, 2012

Vikings

NFL team from Minnesota known for choking, pulling defeat from the jaws of victory, playing football indoors like a bunch of girls, and never having won anything.

Moss: "Hey, Daunte, is our Vikings team going to the Super Bowl this year?"
Daunte: "Sure, Randy! Want to watch it at my house or yours?"

by webay January 24, 2005