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Verizon Droid

The best phone ever in the entire world! Released November 6th, 2009 in the United States and is the result of Motorola, Google and Verizon having a baby. This God of a phone has virtual and physical qwerty keyboards, runs Android 2.0, Google Maps, an AWESOME navigation system, sick web browser, 5mp camera with duel led flash, ability to update mutliple apps at the same time and just about anything that phone can possibly have. Made popular by iDont ads, criticizing the iPhone, which given the features and the fact that its on the best network in the US, it definitely gives the iPhone a run for its money. BUY THIS PHONE!
Speaker 1: whoa dude! you have the sickest phone i think i've ever seen. and it updates soo quickly!
Speaker 2: yes! its the Verizon Droid - the greatest phone ever!
by droido November 6, 2009
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verizon

A large corporation that grossly overcharges you without warning, only for you to find out on the next monthly bill. When you try to call to fix it you are, of course, forwarded to "John in customer service" who is really Akhmed in India.
*with heavy Indian accent* "Hello, this is John from Verizon customer service taking your call. How may I help you?"

"(profanity)..."
by Mike149 May 12, 2007
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Scene Kid New Version

There is no new scene kid. They are still the same, The "new" scene kids are actually all hipsters.

Scene is still the same as it was back in 2007.
The first definition purely describes awkward hipsters.

Scene is still the same as was back in 2007. (Even if there are admittedly a few changes, Such as being able to have curly hair. )

Scene Kid New Version = Not real.
by IWILLEATYOUR April 26, 2012
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Clean Version

And her pussy smells good, I said it
Cause she a clean version like a radio edit
by N.s.h. February 22, 2008
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Short Skirt Version

Explaining something to someone but keeping their interest. Like how a short skirt keeps a guys interest.
When Amy's story was getting boring, Don told her to tell the short skirt version of the story.
by I♥HP December 24, 2009
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the verizon

The Verizon is when a male is receiving oral pleasure and pulls out right before he ejaculates puts his penis to the the ear of the one who was giving head and comes in their ear while saying can you hear me now.
Last night my girlfriend let me do The Verizon.
by Sideshow Jumbo January 24, 2016
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walmart version

a worse and often 'cheaper' version of something.
"Bethany's shoes are the Walmart version of Uggs."
"I look like the Walmart version of him."
by actualplant February 27, 2021
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