The Venezuelan Vagina Tear

The act of ripping a woman's vagina open so wide she can give birth to a monster truck.

"I heard Jimmy gave Bertha the Venezuelan Vagina Tear Yesterday, yet she doesn't seem too sad about it."

by ThePolishPrincess January 19, 2023

venezuelan shower

A shower that last less than 3 minutes.

Referencing the 3 minute shower limit by Hugo Chavez.

Quote from Hugo Chavez 'Some people sing in the shower, in the shower half an hour. No kids, three minutes is more than enough. I've counted, three minutes, and I don't stink,' he said during a televised Cabinet meeting.'

Scott used all the hot water and I was forced to take a Venezuelan shower.

by GReg April 27, 2014

Venezuelan heat parade

n. The act of multiple grown men standing in a line closely to one another that simultaneously light their pubic hair on fire and the proceed to bone the man standing in front of them in line.

Last week I intended to have a normal night with the bros ,but we got drunk and formed a Venezuelan heat parade.

by Macbeezy April 26, 2011

Venezuelan

A person that his family comes from venezuela , Venezuelans normally are beautiful people but with a language very vulgar

My friend is a Venezuelan that has internet every 2 weeks

by TheIceToaster October 21, 2019

venezuelan cuntdragon

A foreign hooker with a burning, raging STD.

Mark told Rich to stay the hell away from her, she's a Venezuelan Cuntdragon.

by Guinness88&Christyss March 14, 2016

venezuelan standoff

When you go into the bathroom with the intent to take a shit, but someone sits down in the stall next to you so you decide to hold it till they leave, but they are doing the same thing. Venezuelan standoffs usually last until one person gives up on taking a shit and leaves. The longest Venezuelan standoff in history lasted 3 days because the person in the stall closest to the door died of dysentery while the janitors were on a strike. After the strike ended the survivor was discovered by a janitor and he was rushed to a hospital.

What happened in class yesterday I missed it because I was stuck in a Venezuelan standoff.

by Treehugers May 24, 2018

venezuelan economy

Complete ass

Guy1: you heard about the stock market crash
Guy from Venezuela: you fuck you mother ass fucker bitch

Guy1: Shut the fuck up before I fuck you like the Venezuelan Economy

by ButterMyEggroll May 2, 2019