Velcro Balls

When your balls stick to your thigh(s).

If you got Velcro balls, you probably got swamp ass too

by BigMikeMikeMikeMikeMikeMike August 26, 2019

Velcro Crotch

When one's pubes grow out a couple of days after shaving. This results in them attaching to everything they come into contact with.

Susan knew she had a serious case of Velcro Crotch when she looked down to see Richard's beard attached to her nether regions.

by RueRueRue December 4, 2015

Velcro Tie

The scratchy thing that holds things together

"I used the velcro tie to hold the cables together."

by Noodles111 December 18, 2021

Velcro Smuggler

A woman with an unshaved pussy.

Sam needs to shave her cooch, fuckin Velcro Smuggler.

by SneakySneakyNinja January 18, 2006

sexual velcro

pubic hair, which during either girl-on-girl or dude-on-chick, is linked together like velcro. sexually.

I unzipped my pants and my sexual velcro got snagged in the process

by Anjroo Tomiss October 25, 2007

Velcro Head

Used to describe a black male, because when their hair is cut short it works like velcro (how else could TI wear his touque like that)

There are a lot of velcro heads in the NBA.

by DTrain87 April 22, 2007

You're velcro

"You are welcome." This is the new slang way of making people do a double take. If you say it just right, you get people to think, "Did he say 'welcome' or 'velcro'?"

"Thanks!" "You're velcro."

by My Computer Man December 24, 2008