VAR

Video Action Reply.

Oddly this scientifically backed technological breakthrough is doubted by a small yet vocal collective of men from Sheffield, Stow & Granton who believe this mythical video technology is some mental government conspiracy to make football vile & rotten. There is no claim that it’s being used to Sheffield Wednesday’s advantage as they as pish as always. There is also evidence that the collective is actually one man.

A shaken Adam Prostley said: “I hate VAR & the council. They’re both vile rat 🐀 scum”.

by Riach December 11, 2020

Var

It stands for "Vehicular Ass Raping" - otherwise known commonly as tailgating.

"This asshole is varring me"

by follow me on Instagram December 25, 2021

boon da var

not sure

boon da var that was awesome

by anonymous March 4, 2022

Var

It’s anavar

Var for the huzz used as a playful edgy sentence saying they need a anavar for sexual performance rather than it’s bodybuilding purposes

by Blackpillgymcell July 2, 2025

turk var mi

what all the turks say in 2b2t chat.

anybody: "turk var mi"
Portal2trap: "VAR"
burgerturk: "var" (he is sapsal)

by olstar123 December 27, 2025

Var

A sexy male that has charming eyes and has a positive attitude. He is a unique person if you find a var don’t lose him

You are one var

by God51 November 24, 2021

Var

Var is a noun to describe playful jealousy

This word comes from early 2023 made up by millennials to stay relevant and relatable to gen z but quickly disappeared the origins of exactly who made it is unknown

1“I’m so var of your cute new shoes”

2“You’re just var because I have a cool bag”

by Wise traveler July 10, 2024