Valencia

A beaner with a passion for giant black cocks

Valencia-Big beaner girl

by James69543 September 26, 2021

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Going Valencia

To leave behind your heterosexual life and embark on a career of buttock burglary.

Yo, dat guy has decided to quit women for good and is Going Valencia.

by Jock McCue January 25, 2009

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Elite group of "athletes" often associated with the Mission District of San Francisco, CA USA. They show off their prowess in the form of fitted caps with holographic sizing stickers, neon colored leather sneakers, and the most important accessory of all: the brightly colored, functionally illiterate, track bicycle or fixed gear conversion.

These athletes often "compete" at the Valencia Velodrome.

Looks like Team Valencia is out in full force today- you can barely walk down the sidewalk without running into some shitty neon fixed gear.

by seaneee May 11, 2009

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Valencia High School

Holy fucking shit the boys bathroom is terrible and I love it. Cracka they got no fucking soap dispensers and half the locks are broken. Even the urinals are shit cause you gonna get ass fucked. If you gotta take a shit then good luck self cleaning the toilet because the piss is everywhere, almost as if they did it intentionally. Penis butt penis penis butt big penis dick nuts and butt penis.

Cracka: Bruh you go to Valencia High School?

Penis butt: Yes, the bathroom is shiet but damn my cock too long tho.

by Katiehill60cents October 14, 2019

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Valencianism

This is a new, real religion of tea lovers. It will change your lifestyle and your mind - you just need to JOIN us right now (or you'll never understand truly meaning of 42).

Praise Saint Valencia! Follow Valencianism! Drink tea (and get poisoned)!

by Saint_Valencia May 25, 2020

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Valencia Omelette

To store a Tupperware full of semen in a communal fridge.

Derived from the practice of Valencia school students who store semen samples in publicly-accessible cold-storage facilities.

Man, I’ve just found a Valencia Omelette in the fridge - I’m going to HR!

by Buggles21 May 8, 2021

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