Vending Valkyrie

Someone who wanders over to an obviously empty vending machine and stares at it for several minutes in the hope that through sheer will power alone the vending machine will magically refill itself.

He stared at me with that vacant look for several minutes like a Vending Valkyrie.

by Tiglath June 24, 2015

Be the valkyrie

-The odd man out, referencing the game series Gauntlet and an old add stating, "Four players, one has to be the valkyrie."
-To take what no one wants.

*Three friends play zombie shooter*
Player 1"I will take this well-lit, easy to barricade kitchen."
Player 2"I will take this well-lit, easy to defend hut."
Player 1"Looks like Player 3 will have to be the valkyrie and take the poorly-lit, multi-roomed, basement with a ton of corners for anything to hide behind and tunnels leading to who knows where."

by tbclycan May 25, 2011

Valkyrae

Valkyrae (Rachel/ Rae)

An underrated streamer that makes amazing content. Often plays with Pokimane , Alexia Raye or TSM Chica. Valkyrae never fails to make you laugh

Person 1: Have you seen Valkyrae's videos?
Person 2: No, who's that
Person 1: Oh just the most amazing person you'll ever watch
Person 2: oh, I'll go check her channel out!
Person 1: Don't forget to use code valkyraexd

by The_fifth_marauder March 24, 2019

Valkyrae

Valkyrae or Rachel Hofstetter is a youtube streamer who average 40k people per stream and 1M on videos. She has a very fun and exciting streams who play games such as among us, minecraft, valorant and many more. she often plays with pokimane, sykkuno, disguised toast and many other streamers. She is also in the esports content house called 100 thieves but also is very close with all the members in offline tv and offline tv & friends. Her recent award is at teh game awards as content creator of the year 2020

Me : Hey have you seen valkyrae’s recent stream
u : oh i havent, ill check it out later
me : okayy dont forget to subscribe and become a member

u : okayyy

by asimpforstreamers February 11, 2021

Valkrie

To cheat at something, vehemently deny it, get caught, and still proclaim innocence.

Rafael Palmeiro, a potential Hall of Famer with all kinds of accomplishments to his name, got busted for using banned substances. But he still denies it.

``I have never used steroids. Period."

You just got busted for 'roids.

``I am here to make it very clear that I have never intentionally used steroids. Never. Ever. Period."

Well, how do you explain that you tested positive?

``As I look back, I don't have a specific answer to give. Unfortunately, I wasn't able to explain to the arbitrator how the banned substance entered my body."

Rafael pulled a Valkrie.

by SHIZx August 28, 2005

vlakyrie

a person who is unable to come up with good dnd names

Vlakyrie, why did you name him Ob?
"It's short for Obnixilus!"

by OakleafGangRiseUp February 8, 2021

Valkyrian Music

A music review site that deals in metal ad various other forms of non-popular music such as punk rock, hard rock and industrial. It is most noted for having a dig at Cher Lloyd in its radio jingle as well as getting into trouble with several bands for writing negative reviews.

Cher Lloyd: I can't believe those Valkyrian Music idiots mocked me!

by Grymnir July 29, 2011