An amazing brown hair, hazel eyed young man. He is strong and has sexy abs and can often be described as "Orgasmic" He usually has a 7-8 inch penis.
by ThatOneHotBlonde April 11, 2013
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Get the Ivy Valentine mug.When you give someone you love a valentine confessing your true feelings on Valentines Dayand they reject you and you feel really suicidal from recieving the bloody valentine.
Andrew: What's wrong with Cody?
Jesse: He just got a bloddy valantine. He's a wreck.
Jenny: Oh I gave out 50 bloody valentines last year, I don't see what the big deal is.
Jesse: Only you could say that.
Jesse: He just got a bloddy valantine. He's a wreck.
Jenny: Oh I gave out 50 bloody valentines last year, I don't see what the big deal is.
Jesse: Only you could say that.
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"November 14th"
"Hm, not suprised..."
"Eh, why is that?"
"Valentines day + 9 months = November 14th"
"November 14th"
"Hm, not suprised..."
"Eh, why is that?"
"Valentines day + 9 months = November 14th"
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Get the Valentine’s Day mug.True definition of cuteness. You'll probably think it's just a bright light, but no its Valentina. Valentina is a pretty, sweet, and loving girl that would not give me another chance.
"Yo Evan, do you see that shiny thing?"
"Ya what is that? Is that God?"
"It's better than God. It's Valentina"
"Ya what is that? Is that God?"
"It's better than God. It's Valentina"
by Prof. Cal June 5, 2019
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